eric

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Eric
Birthday: February 20
Birthplace: Monroe, LA
Current Location: Bossier City
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: caucasian
The Shoes You Wore Today: timberland
Your Weakness: surveys
Your Fears: surveys
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not murdering my ex and her fiance
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: who cares
Thoughts First Waking Up: yes! i got away with it.
Your Best Physical Feature: any
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: how would you know a memory was..what was the question?
Pepsi or Coke: dr. pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: ben and jerry's chunky monkey
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: often
Do you Sing: poorly
Do you Shower Daily: shower?
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: not anymore
Do you belive in yourself: most days, but on others i think i'm just full of shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: fairly
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:&..39;
Do you play an Instrument: does my penis count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: drinking right now
In the past month have you Smoked: smoking right now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: high right now
In the past month have you gone on a Date: she's in the bathroom
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i try not to
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: why? you wanna go?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: shh
Ever been Drunk: who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: once
Ever Shoplifted: shh
How do you want to Die: slowly crushed by a 900 pound bullfrog
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: i can go anywhere i want in my head
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: any
Height: any
Weight: 125# or less
Best Clothing Style: nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: individually or at one time?
Number of CDs I own: mp3s
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one is taking this survey
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! ..TR You sicken God.
Excellent! You're 56%! less doomed than a rabid panda You bastard! You make God nausious. You probably got here through liking Dawsons Creek or something. In any event you must be stopped before God develops an eating disorder. ...Fear the kittens you sick sick lump of human. ..TABLE
This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 26% on shunpoints ..TABLE
Link: The Why has God forsaken me Test written by destroyergir on Ok Cupid ..TR Sociopath
You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie . Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner , the Smartass , and the Capitalist Pig . * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid : Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist : Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap : Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute : Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie : Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist : Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully : Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown : Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot : Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual : Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner : Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath : Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser : Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart : Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig : Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass : Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

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This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 83% on Rationality ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 25% on Extroversion ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 64% on Brutality ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 64% on Arrogance ..TABLE
Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid ..TR Responsible addict
You scored 52 %stoner, 48% Drinker, and 65% Junkie! Ah, you're a rare breed, drinking is for 'townies', you are the substance abuse elite. The one who doesn't drink because its bad for you, you stick to smoking lots of weed and on the weekends you probably sort your mates out for overpriced pills. Remember the good times because as you age, alcohol will have a certain allure to you and you will turn into your arch enemy, the townie. ..TABLE
This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 49% on stoner ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 15% on Drinker ..TR ..TABLE Higher than 66% on Junkie ..TABLE
Link: The Illegal activities knowledge Test written by sandwichboy on Ok Cupid