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Hummm... I really don’t know what to say. I am a very complex person it seems.   I tend to figure out most of my many thoughts while sleeping.   I enjoy watching Foster play halo 3 because it is fun to watch a 5 year old show anger at a game and super ownage of those little guys that say "show mercy".   I think I sometimes damage my computer just to have something to fix.   IKEA is the devil. Oparh is the antichrist. My best friend and brother in arms think I should become Catholic but I am afraid of most organized religions.   I am happy with my super sexy librarian even though she sometimes nods at Wendy’s drive thru speaker and panics once she is on top of the mountain.   She can maintain a camping fire better than me boo hoo.   The whole Larry the cable guy is so funny why don’t you tell me about it every time I come into your home to fix your cable or if you aren’t a red neck mention the crazy Cable Guy movie man I have never heard of that.    God you are so funny customer.

I like to play online games but recently got put in my place when a 4 year old told me my +2 mace of mighty smacking looked a lot like a toilet sword .   It is hard to smite evil with a toilet sword.   I am one of those weird people that either needs to be neck deep in computer madness or pumping dirty water thru a filter to boil and add to my freeze dried turkey tetrazzini .