Chase

hi!! my name is Chase, but i also go by "Dumb ass", "Move it!" and "God dammit!". i live with 3 girls and a guy... most the time they're great when they feed me table scraps. I like to eat stuffed animals and jump really high. I like to drag my owners fluffy slipper from her room and rip the eyes off it and play with it like my stuffed animals. At night when no ones looking i climb onto the couch and take a snooze. but since i shed like a mofo, i leave some evidence behind and it gets on their clothes. i dont see why they dont like my fur all over their black pants, i think it looks rather nice! i'm obsessed with cats and spend my time waiting near the front door just hoping to catch a glimpse of a cat or two while one of my people walks in... these people i live with happen to have two cats... jack and ronnie. ive met jack twice and ronnie once. i dont know why they run away from me...i just want gnaw on them for a bit. they tried to introduce me to jack a few weeks ago, but he ended up swatting me on the nose twice... scared the shit outta me!!! then jack ended up pooping in the hallway, hahaha. the dogs next door constantly bark at everything... i'm a pretty quiet guy. Sometimes I come up behind my people and they don't even hear me so I pretty much startle them a little. i also like to harrass these dogs next door by jumping up the wall just so my head pops over and they go nuts!!! then i casually walk away as if nothing happened. hehe. When all my people go to bed, it gets really boring so I lay out in the hall between all their rooms. And I learned that it's fun when they come out and I pretend I'm going to follow them but really I stop right in front of them so they can't get by. well, i think thats enough about me. i think i'm gonna nap in the hallway after i lick my non-existing balls for about 5 minutes.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4