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Janet Von Perl

J.ust A.nother N.on- E.xistent T.erminal

About Me



there will always to be no sun on janets parade..... and quite frankly you are all missing out because my parade is going to be fabulous and everyone will sing and dance and wear their sunday best ( if there sunday best is bright shimmering and up yours mother, yes mother, up yours! )

How will your baby look? (Pictures)

My Interests

being filthy fabulous smoking ciggarettes,playing dress up, the smell of gasolene, thick black lines

I'd like to meet:


i was talking to my psychiatrist about who i wanted to meet, and i realized i am a complete narcissist and the fact of the matter is that i want to meet myself in male form so that we can breed.

i'd also like to meet: crispin glover, john waters,courtney love, david bowie, damien hirst, king tut, and whose ever idea it was to have the boston tea party ( i bet that guy is a blast)

Music:

the cure, david bowie joy division , depeche mode, soft cell, G.G. allin, the clash ,paula abdul, billy idol , johnny cash, michael jackson, choking victim, devo, the ramones

Movies:

Best in Show, Edward scissor hands, hairspray, Death Race 2000, waiting for guffman, midnight cowboy, killer klowns from outer space,

Television:


Books:

my favorite playwrite is Joe Orton and My Favorite book is Valley of the Dolls..

Heroes:

Baxter Basset Buttersworth, Nigel Frisse and Jack Champoli

My Blog

hanukkah list this year

Dear Captain Hanukkah, I have been an exceptionally well behaved girl this year and I have truly truly avoided such naughty haughty induglent behavior and immorality.  So, I want: a metal D...
Posted by janet von perl on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:35:00 PST

if i were a robot

yeah if i were a robot it would just kick ass
Posted by janet von perl on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 03:03:00 PST

the best part of not waking up

whats the best part of staying up all night alone with no good reason aside from you can't sleep? is it the really queer 7 a.m. dance party you have alone in your room doing all the moves you know dam...
Posted by janet von perl on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:45:00 PST

photography is an awful thing

i hate photography and i have several reasons why:i hate my digital camera bc i cant get the pics off the camera onto the computeri hate my photography teacher because she gave me shit for minor detai...
Posted by janet von perl on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:55:00 PST

i have an orange dog

the only way to get oil paint off is turpentine, but what to do when your dog gets into your paint??? my dog got into my garbage and into my pallet and next thing i know he's covered in orange paint, ...
Posted by janet von perl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST