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LouiZe DiseaZe

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like hangin round dirty street corners drinking cider like a classy bird

My Interests

HAVING JOKES AND DRINKIN CIDER!
Your Penis Name is: Fat Albert

Get your own Penis Name

I'd like to meet:

you in a dark alley

Music:

The Pogues,Social Distortion,Johnny Cash,Buddy Holly,The Selecter,The Blasters,The Jam,The Clash,The Who,The Toasters,Nekromantix,Velvet Underground,The ruts,X-Ray Spex,Christy Moore,Billy Bragg,Bob Dylan,Operation Ivy,shitloads more

Movies:

The Commitments,The Van,The Snapper,Labyrinth,28 days/weeks later,Trainspotting,A clockwork Orange,In the name of the Father,The Goonies,The Lost boys,Stand by Me,The Crow,Rude Boy,Buffalo 66,Goodfellas,Pulp Fiction,Once upon a time in America,Adam and Paul,Scarface,Beeny and Joon,Sweeney Todd,Sleepy Hollow,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, etc etc

Television:

XFILES! I'm a geek. The Young Ones, Royle Family, Miami Ink, Malcolm in the miDDLE! Father Ted, Tralier Park Boys

Books:

Stephen King Noam Chomsky Roddy Doyle William Trevor Frank McCourt

Heroes:

Badger, Bodger, Ernie, Bert

My Blog

Russians

No offence to Russians in general, I am sure they are a great race of fine people etcetc and all that bollocks, but the ones living next door to me ( so far I've counted 14 in one small house) are dri...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:20:00 PST

Mind the gap

You know when they announce that at Tube stations? Well last night I was coming home from work and completely forgot to listen to that, and when a tube came along, I walked up to it to ask the people ...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

My traumatising, horiffic morning

I was at the bloody busstop, waiting for a bus and listening to Tight fit- The lion sleeps tonight- on my mp3 player, innocently minding my own business, up comes a smelly old toothless indian man and...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

Louise

Why does no-one wanna write a NICE song about Louise?!?! I'll give you an examples of a song written about Louise:   NOFX LYRICS"Louise"She gotta walk with a silicone cockSticking in he...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

bollocks to this

I'm so fuckin fed up
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

BELGIUM!

EXCITING THINGS I WITNESSED IN BELGIUM: . Belgium cows: lazy and obese . Belgian cabbages . Willow's sexual car ownership sexual belgian side . Anne's withered dead belgian hand . Belgian dead headles...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ME= STRAIGHT EDGE!!!

I. AM. NEVER. DRINKING. AGAIN!!! FOR AT LEAST 2 MONTHS! Seriously
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ALL THAT MALARKEY

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in o...
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow isnt avril great

Can i just say, i fucking hate jimmy carr, and the vocalist from moloko
Posted by LouiZe DiseaZe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST