I'm the owner of the Gem Saloon. we offer a fine selection of liquor, pussy and games of chance. 4 dollars a fuck, 7 for an ass bang. Come into my joint looking for trouble and I'll have Dan Doherty gut you like a fish and we'll feed you to Wu's pigs. I don't like smartass cocksuckers. Used to be the worst I'd have to deal with was the ballbreaking Sherrif Bullock, now I've got this cocksucker Hearst moving in on my territory. People ask me my philosophy on life. They say "Al, what's your philososphy?" and I tell them "shut your mouth you loopy cocksucker"...but the truth is this. Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
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