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About Me

BANDS: PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME.
PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW: IF YOU WANT TO MESSAGE ME, GREAT; BUT PLEASE DON'T ADD ME UNLESS WE HAVE DISCUSSED IT.

I say what is on my mind, and a lot of people don't like that. At least everyone knows what side I am on. I lack tact. I live in Fort Worth near Arlington, but I'd rather be in Dallas. I try not to be sexist, thus I am not a fan of chivalry. I have strong opinions; but I don't believe in universal right and wrong (ethically), so I pretty much only have opinions for the sake of argument. I am not humanitarian because those that are only are to feel better about themselves, which is a hypocritical paradox. I only care about people I know. Everyone else is in the everyone else pile, which includes all species that feel pain. I eat meat, and I'd eat you too if you were tasty. I am too impatient for my own good. I am NOT a morning person. I often open up the same and feel as comfortable with people I am meeting for the first time as I do with someone I've known for years. I never really fit in anywhere.
NOTE: this song has no relation to my current disposition.

My Interests

Computer programming, logic and lack thereof, interfaces and interaction, analyzing and optimizing, psychology, philosophy, applied math and physics, all of the basic human needs and the exotic fucked up 21st century American ways we satisfy them, video games, video game development, music creation, media and information distribution technology, home improvement, everything else listed on this page.

I'd like to meet:

I am interested in making new friends in the DFW area. I enjoy being in new places with new people.

I only want to meet people who don't have kids and aren't going to have kids anytime soon.

I want to meet people who don't want to meet actors.

I want to meet people who appreciate Chuck Palahniuk books.

I prefer people who say what they mean because I am fairly bad at translating until it is too late and the conversation is over.
I prefer people who mean what they say because unreliable people stress me out.
I prefer people who say what is on their mind, not what they think others want to hear.
I prefer people who are logical (but I like women too).
I prefer people who aren't very dramatic.
I prefer people who do not get offended easily.

I repeat, please do not send me a friend request without messaging me unless I already know you; otherwise, I will assume you have not even read my profile and will deny your chump ass.

I put bands in my top8 because I am not willing to order the people I appreciate.

Music:

FAVORITES: alkaline trio, aphex twin, angels and airwaves, appleseed cast, bad astronaut, blink182, blueline medic, boxcar racer, brand new, brandtson, codeseven, cursive, diffuser, dredg, further seems forever, jimmy eat world, nine inch nails, penfold, poison the well, propagandhi, strung out, taking back sunday, the faint, the gloria record, the good life, the jealous sound, thrice, thursday, 65daysofstatic

CAN'T STAND: underoath, bright eyes

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, i heart huckabees, transformers the movie, mulholland drive, american beauty, lord of the rings, 21 grams, lost in translation, star wars, traffic, collateral, me you and everyone we know, we dont live here anymore, broken flowers, junebug, closer, jarhead, kinsey, v for vendetta, the bourne series

WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME: american movie, a prairie home companion

Television:

Rough most to least favorite order: Six Feet Under, The Wire, Deadwood, Rome, Unscripted, Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lost, Carnivale, John From Cincinnati, The Colbert Report, John Stewart, The Office, 24 (first seasons were good, but now i despise the writing yet cant stop watching; please kill Jack Bauer already!), The Sopranos, The Real World

Books:

You don't want to know.

Heroes:

Those 13 and 14 year old guys who got it on with their hot blonde teachers Pamela Rogers Turner and Debra Lafave.

My Blog

public: is it still low fat if you eat the whole box?

"There are two rules to success in life. Rule #1: Never tell people everything you know."
Posted by Jason on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:03:00 PST

public: sopranos

I've always thought The Sopranos had bad writing, but tonight it was finally proven. It can't be a good thing when a 6-7 season series ends by you thinking your cable went out. The joke is...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

public: 20-30%

It infuriates me when people say they are going to give something more than 100%.
Posted by Jason on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:47:00 PST

public: universal card

Someone needs to make a universal card digital device that can be written to and read from and allow large scale control of what key you are currently using. The country is getting to the point ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

public: I WANT THAT

Microsoft Surface looks like it is going to be very cool. Maybe it is going to be more gimmicky than useful, but I can't help but really want one. Check out its ad.http://www.microsoft.com...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

public: Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.

I appreciate this quote by Eleanor Roosevelt. I'd address you directly, but I don't think it would help.
Posted by Jason on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

public: land of the free and the home of the brave

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index.php?s=&url_channe l_id=32&url_article_id=22700&url_subchannel_id=& change_well_id=2Text on that page as follows:ATLANTA (AP) The Georgia Supreme ...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST

public: here's a tip

All public bathrooms should have doors that push outwards without touching the handle. Anyone who thinks or designs otherwise fucks goats by choice.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:58:00 PST

topic: don't make me cut off your uvula

Yes, my blogs have become one line long.
Posted by Jason on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:14:00 PST

public: britney spears is losing her mind

...and I think it is fantastic.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST