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Spicyfood Jenkins

have mercy

About Me

my name is mike. i am a big loser. enuff about me, what about you?

My Interests

recording music, hacking computers and molesting children. i mean... i do not molest children

I'd like to meet:

Tom

Music:

radiohead, sigur ros, bjork, air, sonic youth, bikini kill, le tigre, pixies, nirvana, dead kennedys (aka Jello), tom waits, moodruff, ween, crass, wu-tang, django reindhardt, lots of jazz and lots of classical guitar stuff too

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, waking life, grizzly man, fight club, napoleon dynamite, supertroopers, american history x, punch drunk love, saddest music in the world

Television:

sucks, except for South Park

Books:

kurt vonnegut, hermann hesse, william s. burroughs, derrick jensen

Heroes:

most of my heroes don't appear on no stamp

My Blog

it's still a big secret

alright, ya know what? i'm not finished with this O.J. Simpson shit. IF?!!! jesus fucking christ, he is such a smug motherfucker, isn't he? ya know what, i have never wanted to oppose freedom of...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST

it's still a big secret

yeah. "if"
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

if you didn't vote, then don't complainaroo! bla bla bla bla

an article by my good friend, Wendy McElroy: "Act Responsibly: Don't Vote! That's not a bumper sticker you're likely to see in coming weeks. Instead the ballot will be revered like a re...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

derp dee doo

Will Ferrell is a business man who derp dee derp derp a woman is writing a novel about derp derpee derp derp ta teedly tum! and he's going to find out that derp derp derpee doo... is a lot more...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

dooooo theyyyyy knowwwww it's halloweeeeeeee'en tonight?

The North American Hallowe'en Prevention Initiative has got teh correct. hallowe'en IS stupid. it encourages kids to get fat, scuse me, fatTER. and i'm sure it's NAMBLA's favorite holiday. little kids...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

t-shirts and public transportation

i was on the bus today and a fat girl got on the bus and she was wearing a t-shirt that said "single and ready to mingle." it would have been funny even if she hadn't been fat. her being fat just made...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

DON'T READ THIS

musicwords
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cheese quiz

i'd just like to say this is the strangest internet quiz i have ever seen. it's as if it was created by someone with bipolar disorder, who has a strange obsession with marriage and cars... anyway...1)...
Posted by Spicyfood Jenkins on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:28:00 PST