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graham

If God is just, I tremble for my country. - thomas jefferson

About Me

i am not cool. i laugh at my own jokes...a lot. i hate my job (nnsy). i long for harrisonburg. i work out and eat too much so i never lose/gain weight. i watch the wb religiously and i don't know why. i have a little brother (zach). i repeat myself when i drink. i was born on christmas, but i have not come to save. i don't go to shows enough anymore. i recently quit smoking. i like beer too much. i think uvafootball is the greatest thing on earth. i used to play soccer until i stopped. i enjoy james joyce. i hate star wars/star trek. i play the guitar. i think saddle creek is overrated. i wish elliott smith wasn't dead. i may have a gambling problem. i don't read enough. i want to move to dc. i love maker's mark bourbon. i dropped out of college. i have spent nearly $2000 at relative theory. i'm getting tired of the granby bar scene. i smile a lot without even realizing it and when people tell me about it i get self conscious. i think aqua teen is hilarious. i get road rage. i wear mismatched socks all the time. i'm unorganized. i love taco bell. i went to western branch. i've lived in chesapeake my whole life, with the exception of the two glorious years in harrisonburg. i have more friends than i deserve. i think nascar is ridiculous. i worked at rio bravo before it closed, it was the best job ever. i hate when people give homeless people a hard time. i don't like cake, or ice cream for that matter. i fall asleep easier with a tv or radio on in the background. i love thrift stores. i used to be a comic geek. i wish i was taller. i wish give up the ghost would get back together and call themselves american nightmare again no matter what the consequences. i think some people think i'm smarter than i really am. i chew on everything, some sort of anxious habit. i suck at all forms of math. i never check my messages on my phone. i'm right handed but i write like a lefty, if that makes any sense. i love calvin and hobbes. i like nice girls. i wish i could grow a cool beard. i'm really lazy on sundays. i hate malls. i hope it's warm tomorrow... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jennifer connelly, tiki barber, elliott smith, andy kaufman, steve martin, wayne coyne, mark twain, brian wilson, frank black, bruce campbell, the dudes from junior senior, kerri green (circa 1986), keira knightley, james carville, kristin kreuk, mitch hedberg, joseph merrick, ryan adams, jenny lewis, kirsten dunst, robert smith

Music:

the magnetic fields, frank sinatra, mewithoutyou, every time i die, the beach boys, tegan and sara, elliott smith, mos def/talib kweli, neutral milk hotel, jets to brazil, minus the bear, paul simon, alkaline trio, eisley, give up the ghost, saetia, owen, red house painters, junior senior, ratatat, the get up kids, planes mistaken for stars, dolour, bright eyes, hum, john denver, public enemy, the motherfucking dismemberment plan, the rolling stones, darkest hour, nick drake, sleater kinney, interpol, modest mouse, the cure, phantom planet, nine inch nails, the blood brothers, smoking popes, the bronx, the promise ring, joan of arc, andrew wk, fairweather, nofx, fugazi, iron and wine, the lemonheads, converge, engine down, blink 182, q and not u, scarlet, strike anywhere, an albatross, american football, death cab for cutie, onelinedrawing, the shins, the flaming lips, les savy fav, radiohead, wu-tang clan, the locust, lagwagon, pavement, ok go, weezer, pennywise, new found glory, reggie and the full effect, glassjaw, jimmy buffett, cave in, stephen brodsky, saves the day, denali, grandaddy, the go-gos, ill lit, no use for a name, bjork, tool, smashing pumpkins, hot water music, our lady peace, g love, rites of spring, rage against the machine, circle takes the square, the smiths, recover, piebald, elvis costello, ryan adams, camera obscura, misfits, the movielife, eagles of death metal, deftones, randy newman, bats and mice, bad astronaut, t(i)nc, the lost patrol, u2, nellie mckay, rilo kiley, okkervil river, daft punk, sufjan stevens, devdra banhart, ac/dc, pharcyde, everclear, talking heads, miles davis, terror, robert johnson, all american rejects, comeback kid, against me!, the go! team, hot hot heat, patsy cline, say anything

Movies:

bring it on, saved, garden state, toy story, it's a wonderful life, rushmore, monster's inc., love actually, donnie darko, army of darkness, the rules of attraction, seven minutes in heaven, house of sand and fog, watership down, spiderman, spiderman 2, good will hunting, scream

Television:

smallville

Books:

Reading is for people who don't watch enough tv. i watch enough tv.