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Jarrett

Counting Down T Minus 10-9... Wait I Still Believe

About Me

I’m like… a hungry dog that’s following you everywhere and you won’t feed me but you won’t let me starve either.
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Let me set the scene: the SNL announcer says: "Once again here's Elvis Costello" as the band launched into a slightly hyper version of "Less Than Zero". Elvis is wearing a grey jacket with a dark tie and a striped shirt, plus narrow-leg blue jeans. As Elvis reaches the line about "there's a vacancy waiting in the English voodoo" he stops short, not quite getting the word 'voodoo' out as he starts to turn, yelling frantically "Stop! Stop!" to the Attractions. The second "stop" is almost inaudible as he has his back to the microphone by this point. Having gotten the band's attention Elvis turns back to the audience and rather earnestly announces "I'm sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, there's no reason to do this song here". He then turns back towards the band and says "OK, Radio Radio... 1, 2, 3, 4" and the band crash, slightly awkwardly, into the opening chords of "Radio Radio".
Cue Lorne Michaels tearing his hair out (makes a change from sucking on that pinky) and saying to the crew "Stop him! He is e-vil! The fru-its of the de-vil". Well, okay, we don't get to actually see that bit! A pity. Instead we get to see Elvis getting all intense with the TV camera,and scaring all the little girls, while everyone else in the audience thinks, "Who is this freak?" (thanks DA!). Short of pulling the plug, Michaels is powerless to stop the unplanned change in the show and so has to let the song run its course, no doubt throwing the network schedules all out of wack, as the total running time has now been blown out by Elvis first starting and then aborting a song and then substituting an even longer song in its place! Almost a pity that Elvis didn't improvise a couple of extra verses just to really send Michaels over the edge.
"This is my dream... playing a rocking routine..."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman, Paul McCartney, Bill Murray, Natalie Portman

Music:

against me!, agent orange, all american rejects, american hifi, ataris, badfinger, ben folds, ben kweller, big star, billy joel, black guys with pony tails, bonnie raitt, bowling for soup, buckcherry, built to spill, butch walker, cake, candy snatchers, cheap trick, civil circuit, cody chestnutt, coldplay, copperpot, counting crows, csn&y, dada, death cab for cutie, dinosaur jr., doves, dramarama, ebo, elefant, elo, eliot smith (r.i.p), elton john, elvis costello, eve 6, everclear, everybody else, faith no more, family tree, feeder, federali, fighting gravity, flaming lips, flickerstick, foos, fountains of wayne, gas giants, george harrison, gin blossoms, goo goo dolls, green day, guided by voices, high strung, hum, imarobot, imperial teen, injected, jackson browne, jawbreaker, jayhawks, jealous sound, jeff buckley, jet, jimi hendrix, jimmy eat world, john lennon, john mayall, john mayer, josh rouse, josh todd, journey, jude, kiss, kings of leon, lights out, knapsack, koufax, last year's model, lit, local h, maroon 5, material issue, mc5, melee', modest mouse, mogwai, mojave 3, motion city soundtrack, moving units, muse, my bloody valentine, nada surf, naked eyes, nick drake, nick lowe, oasis, ok go, old 97's, operation ivy, our lady peace, owen beverly, owlsey, ozma, pacifico, panthers, pedro the lion, pete yorn, phantom planet, pretty girls make graves, powderfinger, queen, radiohead, rancid, red letter day, red letter agent, red metric, rem, rhett miller, richard ashcroft, rick springfield, river city high, ryan adams, secret machines, second shift, self, semisonic, showoff, sloan, smashing pumpkins, some odd sense, something corporate, soul coughing, spacehog, special goodness, sponge, squeeze, sr-71, stellastarr*, stereophonics, stp, stroke 9, sugarcult, sunny day real estate, superchunk, supergrass, superdrag, supermatic, supertramp, teenage fanclub, texas is the reason, the beatles, the bens, the broken west, the californias, the clash, the comas, the crue, the cure, the d, the damnwells, the darkness, the elms, the explosion, the floyds, the killers, the kinks, the marvelous 3, the music, the notwist, the outfield, the pixies, the plimsouls, the refreshments, the replacements, the shins, the stones, the stone roses, the streets, the strokes, the thrills, the toadies, the used, the used to be, the verve, the verve pipe, the vines, third eye blind, third string, toad the wet sproket, tom petty, travis, tsar, u2, val emmich, v8 love affair, wedding present, weezer, whiskeytown, wilco, x, xtc, y-o-u

Movies:

Dazed and Confused, The Darjeeling Limited, Boondock Saints, Royal Tenenbaums, Caddyshack, Can't Hardly Wait, Chasing Amy, Wayne's World, Star Wars, Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, Say Anything, High Fidelity, Grosse Point Blank, Lars and the Real Girl, Juno, Romee and Michelle's High School Reunion, American Pie, The Departed, Fast Times, Steel Magnolias (shhhhhhh!), Stranger than Fiction, Apocalypse Now, Waking Life, Meet the Parents, American Splender, Eternal Sunshine, I

Television:

Scrubs, 24, The Daily Show, Wonder Years, SNL, Cheers, Real Time with Bill Mahr, The Sopranos, The Universe, Entourage, Sportscenter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Freaks and Geeks, Taxi, Friends, Frasier, Reverb, Chappelle's Show, Unsolved Mysteries, Paranormal State, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Sea Lab, Colbert Report, Countdown with Keith Olbermann

I'm pretty much addicted to MSNBC.

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Heroes:

John Lennon, My Parents, My Nana

My Blog

Archive of Media Jammage Part Deux

for repeated views and downright good times...May 30th MARCH 3rd ...
Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:26:00 PST

...im battling with cancer...

As some of you might know, for the past few months I’ve been involvedwith organizing a fundraising event for the Children’s Hospital of theKings Daughters ( http://www.chkd.org/ ), a natio...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST

Oh Virginia... You Win My Heart then Break It Once More...

Quite the week in the Commonwealth. Tuesday's primary turnout of almost 1.5 million people (with nearly 3 times as many democrats than republicans casting ballots), was a stunning realization for me ...
Posted by Jarrett on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:00:00 PST

Archive of Media Jammage.

for repeated views and downright good times...FEB 14th FEB 6th JAN 29th JAN 22nd ...
Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:04:00 PST

HOLY HELL....

i got nothing....How to dove hunt... Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Jarrett on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:53:00 PST

If My Opinion Means Anything...

in a cough medicine and antibiotic induced trace, i came up with the idea of weekly swapping out the videos in my music, movies, and television sections. should be fun. dunno how long it'll last onc...
Posted by Jarrett on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 10:16:00 PST

Throwing Darts at a Map... (Please Read)

Since getting my passport a few weeks back, I've been determined to come to some sort of decision as to where to let it take me. Come April I've resolved to head out of the states for 9 days, and abs...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:41:00 PST

TAPHOUSE TONIGHT! (SEPTEMBER 14th)

my boys from down under CITY RIOTS myspace.com/cityriots are playing at the taphouse tonight in NOR FUCK. please come out and show them some love, they're fucking amazing.cheers,Jarrett...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

What a Bitch...

Patti Boyd, ex-wife of both George Harrison AND Eric Clapton, was the muse that inspired two of the most recognizable love songs in pop music history, "Something" (The Beatles) and "Wonderful Tonight"...
Posted by Jarrett on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:17:00 PST

That's Life...

Note to friends and acquaintances... when giving advice to myself, or anyone else for that matter, refrain from using such a poor excuse for "comforting" verbiage. Forgive me for being so resistant t...
Posted by Jarrett on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST