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Matthew

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About Me

THIS SATURDAY @ 2:30PM ON MY ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a blog these days:
http://mphelan.blogspot.com/
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The best thing I've seen attributed to National Lampoon in a really, really (REALLY) long time: http://www.glumbert.com/media/seinfeld

My Interests

Drawing. Engineering things Chemically. Historiography. Fortean crap. Homebrew D&D. Catchy, uh, hooks. A goddamn copy of Raymond Chandler's 'The High Window' w/o 30 fucking pages missing from the middle! Bite me, Vintage Books.

I'd like to meet:

russiAn married with children: http://www.tnt-tv.ru/programs/SchastlivyVmeste/video/31/vide o02.flv

Music:

Iggy Pop and the Stooges, LCD Soundsystem, Peaches, Laura Cantrell, The Talking Heads, Pre-“Paul’s Boutique” era Beastie Boys, Devo, Kool Kieth, (A.K.A. Dr. Octagon, A.K.A. Black Elvis), The Jesus & Mary Chain, Prince Paul, David Bowie, The Ponys, The Buggles, Le Tigre, The Magnetic Fields, Belle & Sebastian, Duran Duran, Lambchop, The Velvet Underground, Blur and Pulp, ellipsis

Movies:

Alien, Rushmore, Traffic, Safe, Mars Attacks, The Road Warrior, High and Low, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Wizard People Dear Readers, Guttersnipes on a Dirigible, ellipsis

Television:

CSI:DWI, CompUSA:SVU, The Mighty Boo(-ooo)sh, King of the Hill (seasons 1-10 before the rigorous continuity broke down), The Office (uk/us), The Mary Tyler Moore Show, the Dick Van Dyke Show, Get Smart, SNL parody commercials, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Twin Peaks, Street Walker: Texas Ranger, ellipsis

Books:

Books are for chumps, I watch TV!