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Robert

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About Me


'I love to belch and I love to fart. I fart politely so fuck off if you can't handle it, everyone farts and belches!!!'
I LOVE MAKING MUSIC, I've been on lead guitar for about 10 years. I play a little drums and bass guitar also. I also sing. I'm trying to get a band going, inquire if interested and we'll jam!
-----Check out the vid of me jammin on guitar, toward the middle of this page!!!-----
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I'm an easygoing, friendly guy.
Almost anyone who knows me thinks so. ;) I have limits like everyone but life is too short to focus on negative!!!
I'm introverted at times, usually because I daydream alot, I'm sort of a philosopher and inventor and shit. I had a somewhat lonely childhood, lol :) I'm not sure if that is more the cause or the effect, so don't bother asking LOL But life is peachy!!!!!
I love my friends, even the bitchier ones becuz theyre interesting! Variety is the spice of life!
I'm an open book, just ask me anything and I'll tell you more!
Life is too short for lies, I try to be straightforward and honest, "very blunt" some people say but I keep my eyes on the prize players beware I am a punk rocker hardcore is the way to fucking live! No regrets, no lies, no bullshit!!! :)
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I'M STARTING A T-SHIRT BIZ! Called FUCKED TEES!!!
The coolest most offensive / disgusting / rude / insane / smartass shirts you'll ever fucking see! It's almost here!!!!!!!!!

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I live alone
in a nice 2-bdrm apartment, I prefer to live alone. I don't like marriage but someday settle down a bit, no rush for that ;)
I mainly eat spicy bold foods.
I love to cook, I do a good job but I like to experiment, watch out! LOL
I'm an innovator at heart, an idealist, an inventor. Aquariuses usually are.
I'D LOVE TO VISIT:
All 52 of the US states. England, Amsterdam, Belgium, Bulgaria, Finland, Denmark, Scotland, Italy, Russia, Germany, Cuba, Thailand, Japan, Mexico... I've never been outside of the states yet! Hopefully this will soon change!
I've been to Wisconsin, Indiana, Iowa, Florida, Texas, Illinois.
I WON'T LIVE WITHOUT: Cigs, freshly-ground coffee, being creative, music, vodka, pizza, smoked oysters mmmmm!!!
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American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% Las Vegas
65% Chicago
55% Philadelphia
55% Portland
50% Atlanta
Which American Cities Best Fit You? Take the BlogThings quiz!
How Evil Are You???
You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Take the BlogThings quiz!
How Open Minded Are You???
You Are 64% Open Minded
You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded.
Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints.
But you also know where you stand firm, and you can draw that line.
You're open to considering every possibility - but in the end, you stand true to yourself. How Open Minded Are You? Take the BlogThings quiz!
Your Brain's Pattern
You have a dreamy mind, full of fancy and fantasy.
You have the ability to stay forever entertained with your thoughts.
People may say you're hard to read, but that's because you're so internally focused.
But when you do share what you're thinking, people are impressed with your imagination. What Pattern Is Your Brain? Take the Blogthings quiz!
Which SLC Punk are you?
Take the Quizilla quiz!
Your Lust Quotient: 72%
You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do. How Much Lust Do You Have? Take the BlogThings Quiz!
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My Interests

Music, songwriting, recording, singing, playing guitar/drums/bass/anything i can get my hands on!
partying,
getting and doing tattoos, making art and stuff, sitting and thinking and reading,
rocking punks and punking rock and punking punkers whilst punking out to punk rock music, haha
cooking, drawing, sculpting, electronic circuit design, being a perv, tinkering with computer programming (I'm gonna make some fucked up computer games!) My favorite videogame is Ms Pac-Man.
being drunk outdoors with friends,
being a general weirdo,
shouting "jesus was a terrorist" when i walk past a church,
making fun of police officers,
sex, masturbation, internet porn,
lamb gyros with lots of ranch dressing and cucumbers is the fuckin bomb,
i'm really into watching/making indie films/animations, altho my portfolio isn't shit yet but I'm workin on it!

I'd like to meet:

ANYONE FUN!!! Anyone who doesn't take life too seriously, unless they're really homicidal, that's fun too sometimes! lol j/k

Anyone who believes in themselves. Anyone who can laugh at themself and smile!!!!!

Anyone who likes to cause mischief. Anyone who is/would like to be a royal pain in the ass to the establishment in general.

Anyone who is a poet, inventor, writer, musician, visionary, chronic masturbator, partier, etc., but especially people who are going somewhere in their life.

I'D LIKE TO GO BAR-HOPPING WITH: Rosie O'Donnell, Keith Richards, Henry Rollins, Perry Farrell, Madonna, Tom Green, Dennis Rodman, and the members of Nofx and Rancid.

I'd like to meet Drew Barrymore/Gwen Stefani/Shirley Manson/Courtney Love/Lea Thompson/Cyndi Lauper/Marilyn Monroe/Missy [proprietor of SuicideGirls.com]/Madonna/some slutty 18-yr-old catholic schoolgirls/etc, and eat them out all day. yummy haha me so naughty monkey!

I'd like to meet Jesus Christ and then kill him a second time because he's a cock blocker!!! LOL well actually I DO think the world would be a better place without religion.
NOT THAT I JUDGE PEOPLE FOR BELIEVING!!!!!!!!! I only rag on the ideas themselves!!!!!

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You Will Die at Age 58

Not bad, considering your super wild lifestyle
Want to live longer? Try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die? Take the BlogThings quiz!

Well ok I suppose it's possible theres cops who aren't total shitbags. But they're still all dickheads! You know its true!

drunk and stoned ;) gotta lick it b4 u stick it! lol

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me being goofy on guitar, half drunk!

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Nirvana - Rape me ( Saturday night live)

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United States Terrorist Network

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Bad Religion - New America

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Emo must die!

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THE QUEERS cover the Ramones

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Tank Girl

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The Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

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Music:

Black Flag, NOFX, Bikini Kill, Propaghandi, Circle Jerks, Rancid, Bad Religion, Ramones, Dropkick Murphys, Quincy Punx, The Queers, Leonard Cohen, Misfits, Weird Al Yankovic, GG Allin, Exploited, NWA, The Replacements, The Living End, No Means No, Nirvana, Crass, Dead Kennedys, Sublime, Butt Trumpet, Deicide, Suicidal Tendencies, Walls Of Jericho, Casualties, Richard Hell and The Voidoids, The Streets, Cannibal Corpse, Stray Cats, L7, Slayer, Nena, Jimi Hendrix, The Clash, Sex Pistols, Sham69, Kittie, Cockney Rejects, Angry Samoans, Violent Femmes, Clit 45, System Of A Down, Anal Cunt, Ratos De Porão, The Pogues, Lower Class Brats, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Agent Orange, Operation Ivy, The Cramps, Subhumans, The Ventures, Rollins Band, Devo, Sinead O'Connor, Social Distortion, Queen, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, Hole, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Ice T, King Missile, Eazy E, Lifter Puller, Cyndi Lauper, Flogging Molly, Eminem, US Bombs, Foo Fighters, Cock Sparrer, The Vandals, David Allen Coe, Asian Dub Foundation, Ann Beretta, Black Sabbath, Babes In Toyland, Agnostic Front, ACDC, Meatmen, Primus, Johnny Cash, No Doubt, Presidents Of The United States Of America, Pennywise, White Zombie, CCR, NIN, RATM, Talking Heads, The Vibrators, Unseen, Skunk Anansie, Anal Blast, etc etc etc.............

Movies:

Independant Film Channel and Sundance fuckin rule!!!!!
I own a ton of movies. My All-Time Favorites are:
Straight To Hell, Falling Down, Tank Girl, THX-1138, Scarface, Night Of The Living Dead, 1984, Cannibal Holocaust, A Clockwork Orange, Childs Play, A Simple Plan, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Death Valley 69, Back To The Future, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Natural Born Killers, Airheads, The Commitments, Strange Brew, Sid & Nancy, Frauds, Scream, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Doors, Freddy Got Fingered, 3000 Miles To Graceland, Weekend At Bernie's, Bad Santa, Set It Off, Carrie, Howard Stern's Private Parts, Weird Science, Mystery Men, Cheech & Chong, Mars Attacks, There's Something About Mary, Enough, Pet Cemetary, Happy Gilmore, Showgirls, and anything by Richard Kern, Tim Burton, Don Hertzfeldt, John Waters, and Stephen King

Television:

On average, i watch tv about 2 hours per month; sometimes none. Alot of times I download what I wanna watch. I like The A-Team, MacGyver, Beavis and Butthead, Dukes Of Hazzard, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, South Park.

Books:

1984 by George Orwell; SURVIVAL (U.S. Army-issued book); Grimm's Grimmest by Tracy Arah Dockray; The Duct Tape Book by Tim Nyberg and Jim Berg; Getting Started In Electronics by Forrest Mims III; The Alchemist (The Secret Magickal Life of Rudolph von Habsburg) by Hanz Holzer; It's All Relative: Einstein's Theory of Relativity by Necia H. Apfel

Heroes:

Henry Rollins
Jello Biafra
Sid Vicious
Deicide
Rancid
Anal Blast
Nofx
Dropkick Murphys
Howard Stern
Mike Judge
Cyndi Lauper
Andrew Dice Clay
Satan
Adam Sandler
Rodney Dangerfield
Ron Jeremy
GG Allin
Tom Green
MacGyver
Mr. T

My Blog

20 QUESTIONS

1. What r u doing right now? BELCHING, TYPING2. What r u thinking right now? I SHOULD ROLL A CIGARETTE3. What r u feeling right now? INSOMNIATED.4. What r u hearing right now? A STUPID SONG I CAN'T GE...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:34:00 PST

The latest about my tshirt biz progress.

OK, so here's the latest on my shirt biz!  Enjoy. I'm kind of winging this; I didn't do much research, I just said "I'm gonna start this business" and, there's alot of legal shit I guess I shoul...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

Wanna hear a song I recorded?

I did this parody, like Weird Al and shit, only sicker and ruder :)it's a parody of The Donnas' song 'Take It Off'. They look too innocent to sing that shit and so I wrote this parody, of course title...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:25:00 PST

making tortillas & taco shells!

I got this corn masa stuff, to make my own authentic tortillas, it rocks!All you do is add water, and I flattened them inbetween wax paper using my frying pan, and then the rolling pin i made see it i...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

My pizza recipe, in detail.

makes 2 medium thincrusts or 1 approx. 15-inch hearty crust. use a preheated pizza stone in oven, if possible. else set on something solid (metal pizza tray, cookiesheet, tin foil?). A pizza stone ma...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:53:00 PST

Housework is so much easier when you're drunk.

Housework is so much nicer and easier when you're drunk!!!!! lol  
Posted by Robert on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

i filled out a survey, read it or die its supercool and hip!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Robert Birthday: feb 12, 77 Birthplace: st paul, minnesota Current Location: in my music room Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown/multicolor Heigh...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:01:00 PST