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°° Mr Brightside °°

DOUBLE DECKER BUS FOUND ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me



me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and sometimes www.phoaties.com

tired, bruised, used, abused, scarred, damaged, bitten, bitter, beaten, burnt, betrayed, stolen, broken, cracked, stripped, scratched, lost, torn, dejected, rejected and all for what?

(This page isn't Black and Blue for nothing)

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

...anyone who doesn't judge me by what they THINK they know about me,

anyone who won't lie to me,

anyone that won't put me down all the time,

anyone who's not a member of a secret society,

anyone who's not going to try to change me,

anyone who doesn't want to write songs/poetry about me,

anyone that won't use me as a distraction from their PHD thesis,

anyone who doesn't, for their own nosey reasons, just come here to check out who's on my MySpace friends list,

anyone that won't talk about me behind my back.

All the other USERS, LOSERS, HATERS, FAKERS, HACKERS, SLACKERS, HAS-BEENS, WANNABEES, KNOW-IT-ALLS, TEASERS/PLEASERS, PREACHERS and SNAKE-OIL SALESMEN, you can all wait at the door.

In short if you're gonna disappoint me, then take a hike.

Music:

See my friends list........

.......what it boils down to is anyone/anything, except The Strokes!!!

Movies:

Mary Poppins

Television:

...what's that then?

Books:


An Innocent Millionaire by Stephen Vizinczey,

Anything by William Gibson,

Anything by Irvine Welsh,

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis

Heroes:


Neil Armstrong, a bigger liar than anyone else I know, and I know a lot of liars!

..and then there's this guy, he's sooooo cool.

"Don't call me Cliff"