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103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice

News From The Edge; half past and half assed every weekday

About Me

The Morning Ritual is Chuck Powell, Colin Boyd and Sam Ornelas. We get up early so you don't have to every weekday from 5:30-10:00 a.m. You can stream us at www.theedge1039.com, but that's the only other form we come in. We tried to come in a bottle once, but the label was ugly, so we nixed it. If you need your news a little off center, we have it. If you like screwing around on myspace, we do too, but we don't kiss on the mouth....so send us a message. Everything that's anything is on The Morning Ritual. Check it. girls layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments

My Interests

*Freak Du Speak is where we tell you word for word what the day's biggest moron said. Quotes that have won in the past include the lady who's husband reached over for a bite of her pork chop. She stabbed him and said, "Eat my pork, feel my fork". Tune in at 7:45 every day for that.
*News From The Edge has been doing so well, that you've asked for more. So you get it. Every bottom of the hour you get news!
*Wednesday is Last Character Standing...a competition between some of the wildest characters on the planet as done by Chuck Powell. *You're Full of Shit Chuck
*Cori James'Sextacular the Game goes down (yeah, we did just say that) on Thursday...you don't know WHAT you'll learn about bonin' down, don't miss the craziness or the prizes all week!!If you are looking for that astrologer we had on the air, or have been hearing good things about her, you can check her out on myspace now.... The Moon Mama's myspace is www.myspace.com/virgomoonmamaGO PHOENIX COYOTES HOCKEY!!!! Whoooo hooooo SHAQ ATTACK, let's go SUNS! Bring it on D-BACKS!

I'd like to meet:

WE WANT TO MEET YOU!!!

Music:

*Cori's.45 is on the air every week day.
*We may have new Beastie noise soon, the guys are holed up in studio writing music and eating....they said the eating part, so it must be integral to the writing process.
*311 wants to get in the studio too, but first they are touring to re-energize.
*A mixed media documentary about Kurt Cobain is in the works featuring the singer's own animation.
*Scott Weiland is out of rehab and ready to stay clean and sober for at least 10 minutes.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, Life Aquatic, Fight Club, Requiem For A Dream, Monty Python's Holy Grail...there's more, but we're distracted by something shiny. *Colin Boyd's Big Picture is on The Morning Ritual Friday mornings

Television:

The Office
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
Heros
Grey's Anatomy
Pushing Daisies
MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL

Books:

Books are for burning!!!!

Heroes:

People who live life to the fullest. People who love Alternative Music!! People who love all you can eat buffets. People who aren't scared. People like YOU.

My Blog

Talk about a guy who doesn’t think his shit stinks, a blog by Chuck Powell

I once conducted an experiment to see how many men actually washed their hands after using the restroom. I was doing sports radio at the time and we sent an intern into a stall to monitor the "action"...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

Once You Crop, You Cant Stop (Plastic Surgery Nightmares by Colin Boyd)

I've never liked plastic surgery. There are times when it's done well and in those instances, good for the recipients; your plastic parts look great. You're very likely still a self-conscious, insecur...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 05:14:00 PST

I can’t possibly live by everyone’s rules, a blog by Chuck Powell

My girl and I were out to dinner the other day and we ended up sitting next to this older couple (late 60's). Well, this dude wearing a ballcap walks into the restaurant and doesn't remove it. Older d...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST

Colin Boyd Asks the Musical Question, "How Did 'American Idol' Miss This Guy?"

I have to confess that I never watched American Idol until the last two weeks of the Taylor Hicks season, and even then it was under protest. Last year, I watched as Melinda - who's as good a singer a...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 06:39:00 PST

The Moon Mama Wants To Find LOVE For Ya...

So many people write to us and ask us if we can help them find "someone cool" to hang out with. Don't blame ya much. If you listen to The Edge, and you find someone else who is living a similar lifest...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 06:19:00 PST

dont want no more of the drinking game

OK, fun's over, no more roasting. I think I took it well. Now, how about this for a kick in the junk? I did not have my first drink of alcohol until my 31st birthday. That's not a joke. My reasons? I ...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:41:00 PST

I know, I know

Hi... It's me, Chuck. I come to you MySpacers with hat in hand, asking for your forgiveness. My blogging record has, in a word, BLOWN! Now, I could give you reasons for my blogging absence but, let's ...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:07:00 PST

SCRABBLE and BLOOD!!!

Haven't busted out the Scrabble for awhile. It's not my normal Saturday night activity. I couldn't decide which show I wanted to go to, didn't feel like showing up at a party, because I couldn't find ...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 07:57:00 PST

Some of Colins Reviews....

Colin Boyd's Big Picture....some reviews for ya...AMERICAN GANGSTERThey're pretty impressive numbers: Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe have a combined eight Academy Aw...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:31:00 PST

JERRY THE DOG RETURNS

It's been nine months since Last Character Standing's All-time champion Jerry the Dog lost his title, and for nine months I've been hounded (no pun intended) to bring him back. Well guess what? He's b...
Posted by 103.9-The Morning Ritual...Smart Choice on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 12:42:00 PST