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About Me

This is all you need to know about me. I am from Wisconsin, so put cheese on anything and i will like it. Music is everything. Music with cheese on it is more than everything. I would play Oregon Trail right now on one of those old ass green screen computers if i could. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson was the greatest athlete ever. Ive lost my virginity and my appendix, but Ive found an arrowhead and a coin on the beach without the use of one of those lame-o metal detectors. that makes me better than old people.

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My Interests

spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting. spooning and knitting.

I'd like to meet:

Rick Astley, lamp, the internet, and anyone who would like to meet me...unless you are creepy.

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Music:

i hate when people try to name every band they like and this thing ends up being 5 miles song, so instead here are 5 videos that i think you'll enjoy. this will change often. THE AIRBORNE TOXIC EVENT- DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE MOVING ON- The greatest band that will never make it bigger than FallOUt Boy..which is bullshit. THE NATIONAL- ABEL- This band is straight pepper. LUDO- LOVE ME DEAD. kind of campy, but it makes me laugh. NINE INCH NAILS- SOMETHING I CAN NEVER HAVE- Trent at his most vulnerable. MARK LANEGAN- THE RIVER RISE.

Movies:

if it has Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro in it, im down. also Boondock Saints.

Television:

I have a DVR and dont work until Midnight so i pretty much watch everything, but i will say that the best show on television right now is Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. seriously, i wont even argue this.

Books:

I read To Kill A Mockingbird once. i figured books didnt get much better than that so i havent read since.

Heroes:

Mary Manley.

My Blog

what happens in Vegas

So its 330 in the morning and I’m sitting in my hotel room and there is a guy on tv talking about shit. Sizes of shit, content of shit, worms in shit, swallowing shit worms, shitting once a mon...
Posted by Jon Manley on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:32:00 PST

If you dont think im weird enough already, check this out

Let me preface this by saying that i was in no way, shape, or form, under the influence of any drugs when this happened...I had the most surreal experience quite possibly of my life last night around ...
Posted by Jon Manley on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 04:23:00 PST

LOST IN THE SUPERMARKET

I love the supermarket. Its one of my favorite places on Earth, despite the fact that i have no idea how to find good deals, nor possess the ability to thwart off impulse buys. But really,...
Posted by Jon Manley on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:33:00 PST

ramblings

Self deprevation. underslept and underkept, resulting in overthinking and overemoting. a basket of bullshit in search of the right doorstep to call home, sadly it always ends up at the nei...
Posted by Jon Manley on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:55:00 PST

HAPPY PRESIDENT’S DAY

Awww yeah son, its President's Day! which means theres a pretty good chance you arent working today. And if you arent working, theres a pretty good chance you are drinking. And if you are ...
Posted by Jon Manley on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST

Winner Take All! The Final Battle! Insert Cliche Here!

So last night i got into a bit of an arguement with a FRIEND of mine in regards to whether ninjas were better than pirates. Well I realized that this dispute has ruined many a friendships and ca...
Posted by Jon Manley on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 02:54:00 PST

olives

it comes in waves. salty. life giving. he puts his head down and moves face first, the crooked spine approves. electricity is everywhere. that clicking sound when youre ascendi...
Posted by Jon Manley on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 02:00:00 PST

Obscure Christmas Gifts vol 1

First i thought having 2938492863907 myspace friends was the pinacle of vanity. Then i thought that having a sex tape leaked on the internet was. THEN i found these. Gold Pills. ...
Posted by Jon Manley on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:02:00 PST

"a bunch of men standing around doing man shit"

So the other night while my friends and I were watching a boxing match, my roommate starting shouting "this is man shit right here!" in reference to watching violent sports and drinking beers. I...
Posted by Jon Manley on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

Tom Petty? more like Tom Potty

So the other night i was flipping thru channels and came across a kickass Tom Petty documentary and it reminded me of the time i saw him and Pearl Jam and almost ended up with soggy boxers. what...
Posted by Jon Manley on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 03:35:00 PST