Thesping, spending money in general (my own or otherwise), mincing, that new-fangled rock and roll that the young'uns these days like, and excessive backcombing. Cutting people's hair while they are sleeping, being put on the Jeremy Kyle show for being a bad friend, being mean to people I actually quite like, not being aware that I am being mean to people I actually quite like, not caring that I am being mean to people I actually quite like, loving my close friends and my surrogate sisters (Count yourselves lucky, if you were my actual sisters I'd probably steal your make-up, wear your favourite shoes out, flirt with your boyfriends and ignore you for long periods of time. What?! I already do?!) my brother's inane grin and nu-mullet type thing that he's got going on, laughing out loud to myself at jokes only myself and him would understand, things that are red, things that are green, the beautiful Bretton Hall, people who know me well enough to know when i need a punch in the mouth, developing my fuckwit sensors (the ability to recognise the losers and wasters. It's getting better!), snow when I don't need to go anywhere, my little tinny Ford Ka, extremely long sentences, excellent grammer, being far more intelligent than a lot of people, chocolate rabbits, tacky yet fabulous animal prints, budgies, frogs, and my infuriating nocturnal bodyclock.
I'd like to meet:
Ah, i've always wondered what my inner child is like....
You Are Cherry Pie
You're the perfect combo of innocent and sexy
Those who like you enjoy a contradiction
What Kind of Pie Are You?
Music:
i'm not going to list every single band in my iTunes, because i think that's a bit on the boring/lame side. who reads this crap anyway?
I'm pretty much an indie girl, mixed with good ol' rock and roll, britpop, electro and the Spice Girls, yeehaaaaw! Leeds Festival rocked! Reading can get a spoon and eat our arses!
Your Inner Retro Girl Is
1980s Goth Girl
What Retro Girl Are You?
Movies:
I love nerd-fests such as Star Wars, Labrynth and Lord of the Rings! They turn me on! Along with those I love Japanese horror such as Ju-On and Ringu, City of God, the Python movies, In America, Airplane, Last of the Mohicans, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, and many many more...
Television:
The Boosh is loose and it's a little bit raw! Plus, Noel Fielding is a hot piece of skirt! Obviously, we have that ol' chestnut The Simpsons, Family Guy, The IT Crowd (and the rest of that little Channel 4 clique), the Pride and Prejudice TV series (especially the Mr Darcy/wet shirt scene), Sex And The City, blah blah blah....."I love the chosen one, loving him is fun fun fun, I love the chosen one, I stick my finger up his..." "Ok, Thats enough music for today guys!"
Books:
I'm a massive bookworm, my favourites being classics such as Austin, Eliot, the Bronte sisters, etc. I also love British history, we have the most colourful background of any country I know! Starkey is always a good read, he's such a bitch!
You Belong in Paris
Stylish and a little sassy, you were meant for Paris.
The art, the fashion, the wine, the men!
Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...
You'll love living in the most chic place on earth.
What City Do You Belong In?
Heroes:
Bette Midler. Anyone with hair that big who can hold a note for that long gets my vote!
