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About Me

Yeah well im me. Ill try to keep this short and sweet just like myself.i tend to make silly jokes just like that, that noone else will laugh at except myself, but i love it, even if nobody else does. I'm no Kate Moss but then again im no Rick Waller, I'm not shy but I'm not gobby, I'm not stunnin but I like to think im no Sloth. So everythings okay. I don't do diets. I like jammy dodgers and curry, infact I like eveything that most girls think they shouldn't be eating. Oh well. I spend money, lots of it. Don't get the wrong idea though, it's all mine. I spend too much on clothes and stupid things i shouldn't. But that's what it's there for. I usually want what i can't have. I have a top mayte called Mcdermott. We like the same things 99% of the time, the other 1% being her hate and my love for beans. However we are 100% on the chicken tikka masala.We laugh at most people.soz. We go to random places like Triangle and we put up furniture n stuff, theres no end to our talents, we're right little D.I.Y demons on the sly. Then theres Paul, I thought id put him in here as i know he will read it coz hes a right little myspace addict these days. Hes a fairy though, he makes me watch girlie films when he trekks up here in the hills where i live. Up on the moors as he says. Im now just waiting howlong it takes him to notice this bit, before he kicks me for saying hes a fairy (Y) I Like Paul Frank, just a little, okay alot. I like the little things in life, personal jokes, spendin that time with mates when you decide to do something random, music and hugh grant. But thats another story.Layout made by liana|kills

My Interests

i like pulling funny faces and making silly noises. I like to sing along to adverts or even speak along for that matter. I like to eat curry with my top banana of a friend. We are quite fond of a chiken tikka masala if were honest. I like personal jokes and when your laughing so hard at one person you cant breathe and other people dont understand why ur laughing so hard, so they start to laugh at you laughing and its one big circle of confused laughter. I do like shopping, and dragging people around with me,so when i finally end up buying something it involves going back to the first shop i went into for the first thing I saw, that look on their face makes me giggle. I like to do nothing, spesh on a Sunday, its the law. Staying in my pjs till gone past 6, finding a dvd, eating frosties and moaning about being bored. I cant wait to go to London, make pancakes with Ant and just laugh at people.

I'd like to meet:

yockum. sighting: last seen in my wardbrobe.

Music:

everything except all this gansta "i think im part of g-unit crap!" you cant beat a bitta Mcfly to kick start your night can you? But especially them old retro biddie songs that no-one else seems to know. i know them word perfect.

Movies:

DROP DEAD FRED.cool runnings.grease.dirty dancin.lion king.mean girls.the witches.pirates of the carribean.ghost.green mile.forest gump.sister act 2.urban legend.save the last dance.white chicks.billy elliot.matilda.gladiator.titanic.my cousin vinny.music and lyrics.

Television:

Two pints of lager. Friends. Ugly Betty. Fresh Prince. Wizadora. Eight out of Ten Cats.

Books:

The Curious incident of the dog in the night time. A child called it. The lost boy. A man named Dave. Goodnight Mister Tom. Treasure Island.

Heroes:

I loved/love the Spice Girls. Yes WE was all devostated on that fatal day when there was no more ginge.