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We are THEE MARASCHINO SEX FAUCET. Discovered by the Germans, in 2006. Our name of course means "A Whales Vagina". Not really, I was just trying to impress you. Magilla impregnated Round one . . . . . with the idea of writing something called "music". The -s- might be silent, I'm really not sure. Anyways, when that didn't work out, they found Sweet Tits, Manwhore, and some chick we call "The Quinton".
And then all of us woke up with a lump one day, and so we contacted Dr. Chim Richalds. Then he said we should probably stay away from 12 year old girls, but we realized that could simply not happen. The lump inspired the members of this band to begin to write a new form of music....Ghettotech. After many failed attempts at writing music, the members hired actual musicians to write it for them. Then, they ran out of money - This is what we've ended up with. The search for a new lead vocalist will begin soon...Sweet Tits has left us as the result of a tragic oral sex accident. End of Demo.
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Member Since: 6/27/2006
Band Website: haloguitars.com
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Influences: Trivium-Every Time I Die-Killswitch Engage-Necrophagist-Underoath-Atreyu-Unearth-Avenged Sevenfold-
Bands we've made sweet love to:
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Meat Eating Hippies
Live My Last
Beneath Blue Skies
Buried By Angels
Legions of Fire
Comadre
Graf Orlock
Callihan
A Dying Breath
Chloros
Stapled Mouth Shut
Chivalry Is Dead
Zombies Ate My Neighbors!
Attack! Attack!
Panda Strike
The Divided Uprising
The Crimson Armada
Dead Will Rise
Union of the Fallen

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Record Label: Hero Vs.Villain Records
Type of Label: Indie

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Lyrics

Lyricologist: Travis "Sweet Tits" PetersField Of Broken HeartsThe very second we're, born we're starting to dieFor every day of our livesYou'll love the way we showed themWill you be there to catch me...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST

Studio Update!!! 6/17

We just wanted to give an update on what we've been doing lately. Recording is going very well. We are taking our time, just don't want to rush out a demo. We should have new songs up within the next ...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

Update 4/18/07

Hello to all! We have been fairly busy lately, we have had some show problems though. We had shows booked then cancelled to due having the venue shut down early and not permitted to ...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

New Stuff and Some Info

Hey guys it's the pretty one with some bands info/announcements.First off we have a new bass player slash keyboardist in the band, name QUINTON! He will be doing back-up vox as well as my...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:12:00 PST

NEW VOCALIST!!!

What is up everybody. First off, happy New Years and we hope you had a fun a safe time over winter break. We do have a new Vocalist, Travis Peters, so drop a comment on his pag...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:49:00 PST

New Band.

We are Maraschino Sex Faucet. We are a small band based out of Circleville Ohio. Once we have a full set complete we will be searching for shows so if you can help it would be appriciated. We look for...
Posted by Thee Maraschino Sex Faucet on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST