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haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf

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About Me

********* Sooooo many things to learn about me. I just don't have the time and you wouldn't understand.....and remember,as always,you're nothing without me!..... (In my mind Michael Boltin and Kevin Costner are the same person.)..... #1.If I'm the only person who will admit"I like Circus Peanuts", how have they been on the shelves for ?# of years?? &maplenutgoodies??? .....#2.Is it necrophilia if the person you are fucking is"The Living Dead"? Zombie fucker? .....#3.Where have all the urinal cakes gone? can you get a urinal birthday cake? birthday urinal cake? german chocolate urinal cake? .....#4.What would you do for a Klondike bar,sexually? what would you do with a Klondike bar,sexually?

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My Interests

cozy enough for ya? ART, PHOTOGRAPHY, FILMS, PEZ, OTHER JUNQ, -the fine art of confusion-, IHeartFood:Sushi, IceCream(BlueBunny is awesome), RedRobinBurgers & bottomlessSteakfries(anything bottomless really-except mens), friedclams, DarkChocolate(realDarkChocolate not that watered down shite at the checkout lane), ChineseTakeOut(ChinaChefmayIhelpyou?is really good), Beef&Noodles, BeefStew, mymoms GermanChocolateCake, Burritoes(ZapataTaqueria in the Castro,SanFrancisco,has the bestest!!), EthelsChocolates are prettyfuckingood!, MariesChocolates in EastLiberty is the absolute best, CityBarBQ(best Hushpuppies), PapaMurphys has great pizzapie, PizzaFactory is damn good also, and more... a

I'd like to meet:

EWAN McGREGOR(someday,he will be my husband) , PJHARVEY(i worship her), LilyTaylor, IsamuNoguchi, KathyGriffen, AnnMagnusen, SuzeOrman, DavidBowie, AmySedaris, Joel-PeterWitkin, Pierre&Gilles, JohnWaters, JenniferSaunders, ChristopherWalken, PaulReubens, TimBurton, GeneSimmons' son NIck(schwinggg), MissCoCoPeru, CarolBurnett, LilyTomlin, GilGerard, AndrewWarhola, PhilHartman(icriedwheniheardP.H.hadbeenkilled), GildaRadner -----(icriedforG.R.wheniheardshelostherbattlewithcancer.ibou ghtandreadherbook"It'sAlwaysSomething"afewweekslater.andcrie dagain),

Music:

PJ Harvey, AndrewBird, meatbeatmanifesto, ScissorSisters, DavidBowie, Bongwater, ThrowingMuses, ORB, SquirrelNutZippers, WhiteStripes, ColePorter,

Movies:

ShallowGrave, WildatHeart, Hedwig&theAngryInch, GirlswillbeGirls, CLUE, theRockyHorrorPictureShow, theAdventuresofPriscilla-QueenoftheDesert, HowtoDrawaBunny, GREYGARDENS, MurielsWedding, ShaunoftheDead, 9to5, theMadnessofKingGeorge, ForbiddenZone, BeforeNightFalls, Heathers, Carrie, theIceStorm, Delicatessen, Go, KillBill, IShotAndyWarhol, FemaleTrouble, Barbarella, LogansRun, NightoftheHunter, Magnolia, EdWood, 28dayslater..., TexasChainsawMassacre2, NightoftheLivingDead, PillowBook, Suspiria, BlackChristmas1975&2006, Alien(quadrilogy), GalaxyQuest, ToDieFor, RoyalTennenbaums, LadyintheWater, KungFuHustle, TheGreatDictator, RepoMan,

Television:

ABSOLUTELYFABULOUS(best show ever!), SIXFEETUNDER(best series ending ever!), 24, STRANGERSW/CANDY, KATHYGRIFFIN(anything), AmazingRace, CSI-LV, VENTUREBROTHERS, ROBOTCHICKEN, UglyBetty, Heroes, HowImetyourMother, BosomBuddies, TwinPeaks, Futurama, ProjectRunway, MostExtremeEliminationChallenge, Laverne&Shirley, BuckRogers, MysteryScienceTheatre3000, Dr.Who, Simpsons, Seinfeld, MySoCalledLife, GoodEats, FamilyGuy, ILoveThe70's,80's,90's, BuffyTheVampireSlayer, PeeWee'sPlayhouse, SaturdayNightLive, Scrubs, It'sAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia,

Books:

ME NoT KNOW...(David Sedaris,AMHolmes,i have a lot of art books.me like pretty picture.) (JonathonLivingstonSeagull)(T.V.Guide)(Highlights) (anymenuw/pictures)(pamphlets)(otherpeoplespillbottles)(nutr itioninformation)(recipes) (toothpastetube)(spicerack)(VideoHound)(airbagwarning)(ATMsc reen)(cerealbox)(genderdesignationonbathroomdoors)

Heroes:

HarveyMilk, RayJohnson, HarveyFierstein, JenniferSaunders, AndyWarhol, GildaRadner, PhilHartman, ...PapaSmurf, RonJeremy, CharlesNelsonReilly, ElsaKlensch,Dr.Orpheus, JuliusSumnerMiller,

My Blog

Hallovveen Musique

"Halloween is coming soon,coming soon,coming soon.Halloween is coming soon.Silver Shamrock."Man,that song scared the crap out of me when I was a kid.It's in the commercial for the masks in Halloween 3...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

squirrels of the world UNITE!

  OK,the squirrels are pissin' me off!Now,they sit,and enjoy the tasty walnuts from my tree,on the concrete steps that lead up to my house.At least once a week I have to go out and sweep the waln...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

tasty Indian food,Target chi,shitthebed!

OMG! I just ate some tasty Indian food! Samosas and SaagPaneer and  garlicNaan. Chutneys and aromatic rice. I can't take the sensory overload. So  fucking delish! ILOVEIT! ILOVEIT! ILOVEIT! ...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

Its Foilhat!

You can't continue without one. "THEY" know everything you're thinking! So,put a stop to pesky,wanted governmental mind control! And say goodbye to all that unnecessary mental eav...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:31:00 PST

I miss Lula, alot.

..I miss my baby girl. I can't put into words the heartbreak that I feel whenever I think of her. I miss her companionship. She always wanted to play, inside or outside. She always wanted to be b...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

Boltinloafs beauties...

If you wish to see my pretty, pretties... just use this link... ----> -----> Boltinloafs beauties  just because... that's why....
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:08:00 PST

mares eat oats,and does eat oats,and little lambs eat ivy

   I used to have horrible nightmares about a ventriloquist dummy coming after me. It always took place at my moms house. In one scenario, I am in the bathtub, bathing myself. Out of the cor...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 10:36:00 PST

reasons for me to hate you...

NEVER!!! is a good time to use these words: ....gay,homo,dyke,faggot....If you are a friend of mine you will NOT use these words, EVER! Using these words as a joke, is NOT funny to me!Using ...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:54:00 PST

CANDY FOR DINNER!!!

There was a time in my life(early twenties) when I would eat chocolate for a meal. Lunch and/or Dinner. The day after any candy-filled holiday (Halloween, Christmas,Valentines, Easter, Flagday) all th...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

....sometimes I cry when I vacuum...

Sure, I am man enough to admit it. Sometimes, I cry when I vacuum! There I said it. I used to shed a tear or two when washing dishes. I bought a dishwasher recently, so I don't have my domesticem...
Posted by haunted house of Barry Boltinloaf on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST