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About Me

i enjoy writing but don't ask me why. i've been scribbling notes ever since i was a child and i tend to find inspiration in the damnedest of places. i've got the most amazing group of family and friends that anyone could ever ask for. humor to me truly is the best medicine and if i'm not laughing be assured something is wrong. i once heard that life can be one of two things, a comedy or a drama. i've never been much for dramas so take that as you will. i'm an animal person through and through which probably explains why i've worked with them my entire life. i'm a bit crazy, definitely different, shading of a dork with a touch of a geek. i'm forever optimistic and freakishly happy. i like to think i've seen and experienced more good and bad then two lifetimes should have but in the end it has made me who i am. i'll give you what's on my mind and never offer bogus advice so if you would rather not hear the truth you probably would be better off soliciting advice elsewhere. at the end of the day it's all about who's having the most fun and i plan on finishing on top. click here
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My Interests

they are great and varied! usually anything that requires being active, thinking or exposing me to some new experience. edumacating myself, reading, open wheel racing, running, hiking, thinking, conversing, laughing

I'd like to meet:

anyone that that's different and good. here's the box, please stand outside of it. there's too many cookie cutters and shepherd followers out there as it is, i don't need to run into any more. if you can make me laugh you're golden. intelligence impresses the living hell out of me so if you've got some wit to share i'd certainly like to meet you.Puppets

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Music:

pretty much everything but country! big haired 80's bands, some hip hop, metal, blues, jazz...i like it all from connick to green day, sinatra to 50cent.

Movies:

Boondock Saints; Y Tu Mama Tambien; City of God; American Psycho; Full Metal Jacket; The Princess Bride; The Matador; Happiness; The Machinist

Television:

not so much but i am still an HD whore

Books:

Anything by Hornby- Long Way Down, Fever Pitch, High Fidelity;Maugham- Cakes and Ale; Of Human BondagePlato, Nietschze, Marx

Heroes:

anyone that isn't a complete ass. it seems like those people dominate the landscape of this world and truly sincere, nice people are on the verge of extinct. if you actually go out of your way to do a nice deed, say a nice thing or give a kind gesture then you are most certainly a hero in my book

My Blog

goodbye, the second time around...

"I wish I had another chance to say goodbye."Why are we haunted by these words? I guess I've never really thought about it but recently after seeing it in movies and hearing it uttered by friend...
Posted by B! on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:14:00 PST

Hey Mr. Gore!

so i understand you really want to stop all this global warming stuff. i get it that all those poor polar bears are soon going to have to trade in their fur and mittens for speedos and drinks wi...
Posted by B! on Sun, 13 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

yet another...

"Another." The barkeep slides a shot of rye across the bold mahogany top as the smell of sulfur sparking yet another Marlboro fills the surrounding air. Gulp. "Another!" plea...
Posted by B! on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

love...unreturned

this has zero contextual meaning to my life nowadays so please don't read anything into it. just some writing styles i've been playing around with. cheersThe way you hold me when we sleep ...
Posted by B! on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

wrong way, right direction

an oldy but a goody...enjoy Why do people feel the need to keep their sunglasses on while inside? Are their eyes really that sensitive to all but the dimmest of lights? I surmise dim pert...
Posted by B! on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

May 9, 1975

the ninth of may, year nineteen hundred and seventy five is probably of not much importance to most of you people out there. rather obscure date that chances are, has no connection with yo...
Posted by B! on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

finding the kid in yourself...

well yesterday evening was quite an eventful one in my family camp. without going into too much unneeded detail we'll just say that i found myself at the mayo clinic emergency room with my mothe...
Posted by B! on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

thought for the day...

it's been an interesting day or two for this pup and as is my ever so graciously giving nature i felt the need to share with you. in trying to figure out how to share i pondered through do i cal...
Posted by B! on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

nice shirt, DUDE!

allow me to wander off on a bit of a rant. i'll apologize first hand if any of you are bothered, offended or otherwise put off by any of this. there is just something out there that, for s...
Posted by B! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST

subway, i QUIT!

what is it with subway? why is that damn establishment out to get me? i've had enough, consider me the camel and today the straw!subway and i seem to have this far reaching history of anno...
Posted by B! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST