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About Me


first off, welcome.

i'm dianne, and always going to push the envelope.

currently i'm training for the stockholm marathon, as well as trying to get a job at san quentin so I can marry an inmate on death row, and be profiled on an A&E and/or E! special.

My Interests

politicin, runnin, children that are feralin, drinkin 'n' smokin, readin, sexin (!!!!), singin, stockholmin, e-commercin, marketin, cussin, shoppin, airportin, architechin, gossipin, scandanavian designin, bitchin, lovin, and grey goosin. dailykos.com, thecoolhunter.net (!!!!), gawker.com (!!!!), economist.com (!!!!!), bbh.co.uk (!!!), pagesizzler.com, daneldon.org, huring.com (!!!!), rickygervais.com, danieleatcock.com,http://www.modernpaul.com/, http://copyranter.blogspot.com/, aftonbladet.se, ryanmcnamara.com (!!!!!!!), http://theassimilatednegro.blogspot.com/, http://www.loveaslaughter.net/portfolio.html (!!!!!), theguardian.co.uk (!!!), washingtonpost.com (!!!!), wallpaper.com (!!!!), http://www.tresmarum.se.

I'd like to meet:


welcome.

have a seat, i'm dianne.

my page is currently under construction, so please tread with caution.

and now, for who i'd like to meet...

and last but ohhhhh soooo not least,

holla.

Music:

interpol (!!!!), no bra (!!!), shout out louds, white stripes (!!!), the bird and the bee (!!!!), elvis costello, tori amos, interpol (!!!), out hud, fisherspooner, peaches, the bluetones, charlotte gainsbourg, cibo matto (!!!) gotan project, morcheeba, prince (!!!!), m. jackson, siouxsie, marcus nikolai, groove armada, j cocker, a-ha, j. timberlake, j.buckley, j. legend, terminator x, bowie (!!!!!), beck, wu-tang (wu-tang!), moloko, turin brakes, komeda (!!!), jay z, the cardigans, da back wudz, s. gainsbourg, belle and sebastian, interpol, relaxed muscle, sinatra, 3 6 mafia, the hives, elliott smith, madonna, coltrane, miles davis, keane, the shins, stereolab (!!!), air (!!!!!), broadcast, tribe (!!!!!), atari teenage riot, the smiths, lily allen, joy division, robbie williams, mos def, common, kanye west, air, dj cam, dj dimitri, samantha ronson, daft punk, armand van helden, beastie boys, eric b and rakim, lil kim (the queen bee), andy williams, cibo matto, bauhaus, pizzacato five, massive attack, the streets, radiohead, prince, public enemy, thievery corporation (!!!!), pulp, kruder dorfmeister, and royksopp. (full list available upon request)

Movies:

first the actors: christian bale (!!!!!), mikolaj lie kaas, ulrich thomsen, harrison ford, daniel bruhl, mads mikkelsen, charlotte gainsbourg, jason bateman, michael cera, faye wong, jason schwartzman, alexandre rodrigues, bill murrary, gwyneth paltrow, ricky gervais, jude law, isabelle huppert, clive owen, natalie portman, stephen merchant, david bowie, daniel craig, jennifer connelly (circa 'labrynth'), winona ryder, ben stiller, jennifer aniston, vince vaghan, luke wilson, angelina jolie, and steve carell.
and now the movies: batman, the edukators, was nützt die liebe in gedanken (love in thoughts), brodre (brothers), reconstruction, the hunger (!!!!), squid and the whale (!!!), running with scissors, breathless (orginal), spanking the monkey, empire of the sun (!!!!!!), the piano teacher, clear and present danger, patriot games, get carter (original), the graduate, shopgirl, i heart huckabees (!!!), royal t-baums, noi, rushmore, the machinist, talented mr. ripley (!!!), chunking express (!!!), thumbsucker, domino, italian job (original), closer (!!!!), malcolm x, oceans eleven (original), rules of attraction, goodbye lenin!, lock stock, city of god, the celebration (!!!!), the anniversary party, lost in translation, sylvia, elsker dig for evigt(!!!), may, the life aquatic with steve zissou, pretty in pink, trainspotting, wonder boys, rosemary's baby, husbands and wives, and the hopi elementary talent show (circa 1992).

Television:

the adventures of pete and pete (!!!), smack the pony (!!!) salute your shorts (!!!), flight of the conchords, ricky gervais show (podcasts), the office (uk), in the thick of it, extras, bbc world news, clarissa explains it all, welcome freshman, city confidential (!!!), investigative reports (!!!), law and order (original), anderson cooper 360, countdown w/keith olbermann, eastenders, arrested development, entourage, the colbert report (!!!), scenes from a marriage, to catch a predator, footballers wives.

Books:

the journey is the destination - dan eldon (!!!!!), running with scissors, no logo, fences and windows, porno, the little prince, my darling - my hamburger, dear mr. henshaw, interpreter of the maladies, and anything written by douglas coupland or bret easton ellis.

Heroes:

me mum, me father, me sis, lady octavia st. laurent and dr. robert mulligan.

My Blog

mortified.

the ibook is in hospital for 7-10 business days. she won't wake up. "we can't guarantee that when we fix it your data will survive. you backed up right?" (insert panic attack, 1 diet coke, and 2 xanex...
Posted by highclassjackass. on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST