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Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
wiffle ball, north korea, that dogbeast from the never-ending story, jim j. bullock, the nite owl (founding father), S.A.H.A.R.A. (South Asian Help And Referral Agency at www.charityfocus.org/host/sahara) and all-things southern california athletics.
anybody other than meth addicts. meth addicts scare me. i dont like their teeth at all.
also, and in no particular order: ALF, President Clinton, Quagmire's mentor (same person?), both of my Grandmothers, the Whammy when he was dressed up as Boy George and anybody that still uses the expression "bum rush".
mainly hip-hop from 1985-96 (only thing worth anything today is the DS) and 80's..actually, i can tolerate pretty much anything other than non-drinking country songs (and reggaeton..not feelin it..at all)....because those suck.
pretty much comedies only here bc they best suit me (with some solid quotes, of course): all of the savage steve holland flicks (bobcat in one crazy summer? are you kidding me?), the first three kevin smith movies, kingpin, dumb and dumber (hey guys! big gulps, huh? well, alright. see ya later), fast times (Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.), office space (quote-overload), super troopers (Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?), road trip (wtf is that? did you kill a cheetah?), tommy boy (richard! dont run away from your feelings!), first 3 adam sandler movies, PCU (Rand McPherson, everybody. And don't forget the 9:30 show is completely different than the 7:30 show. Enjoy the veal!),caddyshack (hey wang, it's a private club so dont tell'em your Jewish), stripes (and lee harvey, when your friend tried to make it with the cow..i wanna party with you, cowboy), animal house (grab a brew, dont cost nothin'), back to school (jason, you dont lie to me, you lie to girls), brat pack movies (hey sexy giiiirlfriend), the goonies (jerk alert), spaceballs (we aint found shit!), pee wee's big adventure (i'm in texas, dottie, honest. watch, i'll prove it) old school (or perhaps a whole meal of food if that would be agreeable), fear of a black hat (The butt is like society...), napoleon dynamite (your mom goes to college), van wilder (worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you no where. right that down)...and out of obligation...harold and kumar (shotgun, anus!).
the simpsons, family guy, bbcworld (network news is one step above reality tv), the office (great show), dave chappelle and sports (so cal only. no bandwagons, please). tis' all i neeeed......
dictionary of cultural literacy, to kill a mockingbird, the railway bazaar, 100 years of solitude, friday night lights (book, not movie), the alchemist, portrait of an artist as a young man, our town, grapes of wrath, tortilla flats, the gita, the prince, leaves of grass, the simpsons: the complete guide to our favorite family, the simpsons: forever, tintin (british comic that helped me survive on my trips to india as a kid...this dude can solve anything..and then some).
and yes, i realize the word "to" is misspelled in the 2nd or so pic but i'd rather type this than go back and re-do it. too much effort.