Santa is an inuit, not a jolly old fat man:
Easter, They Would Not Cooperate
Wildlife Park
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This is why I am divorced
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Jet-Skiing, Television/Movies, Swimming in the Ocean, Brave's Baseball, Falcon's Football, Making the Biggest and Best Sand Castle on the Beach (then kick it over).
Good Comedy:
Pretty much anything that does not involve Hall and Oats, Wham/George Michael, Rick Astley, or any stuck in your mind type of song from a shitty band.
Tunes:
The Original Vacation, True Lies, The Graduate, Bourne Identity, Good Will Hunting, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Fletch, and too many more to name.
Retro
And The Best Internet TV:
Books are for losers just like rent-to-own furniture and lottery tickets.
Clark W. Griswold