An Open Letter to the Guy Who Stole All of Walker's Stuff |
I hate you.Walker
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST |
An Open Letter to Asymmetrical Haircut Guy |
Dear Asymmetrical Haircut Guy,
I dont like you, and I dont even know you. Listen, I respect free will and choice and the what not when it comes to hair. Im not some fascist looking for a nation ...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:05:00 PST |
OMG WE HAVE 69 FRIENDS |
69 Friends! That is so cool! That is so many friends! Know what the cool thing about 69 friends is? Both 6 and 9 are divisible by 3 so it's like an even number, even though it's not. 69 is also divisi...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:21:00 PST |
It's Not Cheating If... |
1. You don't open your eyes/one of you is blind
2. One of you is wearing a mask.
3. Drugs (illegal, perscription or over the counter, e.g., crack, percaset, tylenol) are involved.
4. You deny you...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Stan |
A few weeks ago while I was taking a walk in the park, I had a vision of Jesus coming down from the Heavens. "My child," he warned, "Stay away from the one armed albino, the one armed albino is ...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Skills |
Walker has the power of telekinesis, though she can neither read nor write.
Cantrell is a show pony.
Please hire us for your next party.
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Remember Crazy Eddie? |
Remember Crazy Eddie? Man, that guy was crazy! Insane! Though not as insane as Insane Igor. Wow, talk about insanity, plus, he was Russian. But not as Russian as Russkie Kelly, who, ironically, had an...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Worse Than A Mind-Fucker |
We hate when people mind-fuck us. It's the worst form of fucking...or so we thought, until...mind-rape! We recently discovered mind-rape when one of us was brutally blind sided with mind-fuckage. Howe...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hangovers |
suck
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Plethora of Pinatas |
In 1986s The Three Amigos, starring Chevy Chase, Steve Martin and Martin Short, El Guapo, the Mexican villain who terrorizes the small town of Santa Poco, asks his lackey, Jefe, if there are a plet...
Posted by Walker and Cantrell on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
