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Sheena Maria DBA Madison

Paint my statue in gold. I'm fucking Eros

About Me

I’m on the way to becoming the sexual desire for a horde of young, tragically-fashionable men and women.What can I say? All in a day’s work.I’m what would happen if a train wrecked full of Italian fashion models and their luggage. Between the remains of passenger cars and around the mangled, steel skeleton of the cabin you’d see scores of $800 shoes, $400 scarves and $750 blouses strewn across the gravel embankment.In the midst of the carnage, you’d catch a glimpse of an arm draped across an upright suitcase. It’d be so perfect it’s almost inhuman. Her skin would look like porcelain, or a live-action da Vinci sketch.When you would carry on, you’d spend days recalling the scene - and it had somehow sunk in-and-around you. Flash backs would slip between everything you did. You’d finish lunch and your attention would wander and you’d remember a pair of ripped panties draped across a fragment of a pelvis.After washing the dishes you’d catch a flash of one of their fashion model faces. Her hair would have been pasted to her cheek, and her eyes would’ve darted across the swarm of police officers attending the crash. You’d almost pity her, if the whole situation wasn’t so perfect.Beautiful people in tragedies are newly-opened pawnshops in the city of human experience. That train wreck would have seemed staged. For a second, you’d catch yourself looking for a camera crew, but the black smoke settling from the locomotive would have been too hard to fake.It’d be an impossible facsimile. That’s me.

My Interests

Mark Heller Foundation*i love you mark heller. Life may have its ups and downs but our shared dreams and memories will always be continued. i never thanked you enough i dont know where id be without my little kram bear, rest in peace.* all you need is juicy target.talking on my isight. triscuts. www.dateaninmate.com. my bed. my zoo. meerkat mannor. columbus. johnnycupcakes. cell phones fancier than your computers. most nokia phones excluding flip phones. showering. talking about how i dont want to have cingular anymore. not my sidekick. Egyptian cotton.1000 ct sheets. my down comforter. duvet covers. smiles. my tooth brush. dior makeup. tattoos that make me laugh. making funny faces. acting like a kid. playing video games. x box and psp. My DS. big cats. sugar gliders. penguins. parrots. walking every morning. waking up early. diesels. true religion. seven. l.a.m.b. juicy couture. my aunt and uncle. my baby brother. how excited my dad gets over stupid things. most of all my nonna. just hanging out watching movies. sushi. cedar garden. my cousin jenn and her son gavin. size 31W/34 L true religions plz. murad skincare.asian apple pears. black plums. miso soup. white sticky rice. 99 cent salads at wendys with no dressing. crime scenes. talking about my terrible neighbors. shitty dudes. being spontaneous.boost mobile baby. hit me up on that chirp chirp. pump it up party. don ed hardy. ..

I'd like to meet:

other tmobile users that i can waste my unlmited mobile to mobile and email on. .and wouldnt mind one of these. . .

Music:

Via Sheenie-pod

Movies:

interview with a vampire, X- men, X2, X men the last stand. da ali g movie, napoleon dynamite. life is beautiful. mean girls. pirates of the caribbean.pirates of the caribbean 2. SWINGERS. that thing you do. slackers. cant hardly wait. empire records. mallrats.chasing amy. dogma. run ronnie run. waiting. the ballad of ricky bobby. benchwarmers. wedding crashers. spiderman 1&2. harry potter everything. milo and otis. etc.

Television:

prison break,weeds. home movies. the shield. aqua teen. csi. law and order svu, ci. , unsolved mysteries, the simple life, sifl and olly. degrassi, old school and new school, criss angel, cheaters, and OBVIOUSLY INVADER ZIM, NOGGIN, pete and pete, clarissa explains it all, I also miss s.n.I.c.k.,dog the bounty hunter, the family guy. mr.show. ali g. crank yankers. nash bridges. ghost hunters. prison break. sopranos. big love. girlfriends. I love television more than anything.

My Blog

Jose is almost as crazy as me.

My bird is flapping around his cage like he is in the special olympics. Im feeling very lethargic lately and I dont know why, who, or where its coming from. Im just down about everything. Today I sat ...
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:46:00 PST

bleh

i dont really know what my thoughts are at this time. im just seriously like pissed at the world. i want to sit at home and sleep all day and night. its really frustrating i dont even want to breathe ...
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:06:00 PST

What do you do when you can’t even see a future for yourself. . .

what do you do when all hope is lost when theres nothing left inside of you... when you're completely drained. . . what do you do.. for christ sake someone help me. .
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

get to know me a little better at 6 31 am

1. Do you have a college degree? I have a degree in everything but college. 2. What was the amount of your last electric bill? 155.003. Do you have life insurance? Yes 4. How many hours per week do y...
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:37:00 PST

to be continued ( resumed )

First and foremost its 5 am Ive been at work since 3 am and I am taking a blogging break. I had an absolutely amazing time with Joanna. I met some amazing people that I hope can be friends for life. J...
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:46:00 PST

Viva L.A. Baby

to be continued.
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:21:00 PST

scooping out mashed potatos and corn with a fork sounds like anal

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Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:37:00 PST

VIDEO CHAT WITH ME

so i totally carried a matress from my living room to my garage all by myself my insides hurt. i need video chat friends who wants to video chat with me?   aim me : s3ndn00dzplz   i love t...
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:06:00 PST

A little late but WARPED TOUR

Warped tour was amazing dec made my night we just chilled hard all day. Kevin was a dick to me and basically ignored me the whole time it was cool . . . but heres some pics of NFG which was sweet. . ....
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:58:00 PST

The girls next door

the girls next door is a great fucking show I love it. . . that is all thank you 
Posted by Sheena Maria DBA Madison on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST