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Psychology, politics and sociology. AAARRGH who am I kiddin booze, girls, and baby oil.
Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Gluttony: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Sloth: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You'll die of a yet to be discovered STD.
How Sinful Are You?
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.
What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
What's Your Beer Personality?
People that arent assholes
UR BEST MATE Dunny he's the man
LOVE OF UR LIFE Me
BEST SONG Teenage Kicks
BEST ALBUM La Peste by Alabama 3
DESCRIBE URSELF IN 3 WORDS Egotistical, Narcissistic, and Drunk
RANDOMEST THING U HAVE EVER DONE This surrvey
RANDOMERST PLACE U HAVE EVER DONE IT Not sure there is a few contenders
HOTTEST GIRL/GUY U HAVE EVA KISSED
HOTTEST GIRL/GUY U HAVE EVA SLEPT WITH Waldo
DIRTIEST THING U HAVE EVER DONE Hah no chance my mother could look at this
BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY Fruit machines
BEST THING U HAVE EVER BOUGHT Beer
U WORK AS A Social Care Worker
HOW MANY BROTHERS/SISTERS Two bawbag brothers
BEST HOLIDAY Barcelona what a city
WOULD U MOST LIKE TO MEET D.B.C Pierre
NUMBER OF FRIENDS ON MySpace Dont Know
MySpace OR BEBO MySpace
HOMETOWN Kilmarnock
BEST HOTSPOT FBG
WORST HOTSPOT My bedroom
LUCKY NUMBER Three
GAY/STRAIGHT Straight
WHAT U LOOK 4 IN A GUY/GIRL A pulse
R U FAT Nope scarely thin
R U UGLY Oh yeah
BEST FEATURE My thumbs
WORST FEATURE Me
WHAT KIND OF MOBILE PHONE DO U HAVE Sony Walkman
CAN I GET UR NUMBER THEN 079812 aye right
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time...
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.
The Five Variable Love Test
What Stumpy Means
S is for Smooth
T is for Thrilling
U is for Unusual
M is for Magical
P is for Plucky
Y is for Yummy
What Does Your Name Mean?
Taste in music is varied from Cash to The Ramones to Primal Scream to Tori Amos the only thing I hate is chessy talentless pop idol wank stains.
Early Coen brothers stuff, Tim Burton, Polanski, Ken Loach Tarintino, in fact I'll pretty much watch any movie under the sun, with the exception of Russ Meyers they are terrible
Why bother
Your Love Type: ENFP
The Inspirer
In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.
For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.
Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.
However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they've turned bad.
Best matches: INTJ and INFJ
What's Your Love Type?
Love my classics and anything from the Beat generation.
Keith Richards, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S Thompson, Rosa Parks, and my mother