I'm not interested in things.
I'd like to meet:
A walrus that can do the two-step while fellating a clown.
A sober Irishman.
Guy Fawkes.
Your uncle, for cocktails and half-witted banter.
If you'd like to talk at me on AIM, you may contact 'MisterBadExample', my AIM spirit medium. He will channel my negative Chi and direct it at your eyeballs. Alternatively, I may be reached on Yahoo IM as 'TheVastIndifferenceOfHeaven'. Alternatively, you may stab yourself. See you in Hell! ;)
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Music:
TMBG, Oingo Boingo, Warren Zevon, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Echo & The Bunnymen, Psychedelic Furs, The Church, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Love & Rockets, Tones on Tail, Joy Division, New Order, Dead Milkmen, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits, Erasure, Zoogz Rift & The Amazing Shitheads, The Ramones, Sondheim, Lou Reed, Dvorak, Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Peter Gabriel, David Bowie, Devo, Killing Joke, Sisters of Mercy, Negativland, Voice of The Beehive, Apoptygma Berzerk, Dire Straits, The Smiths, Louis Armstrong, Flock o' Seagulls, OMD, Pink Floyd, Tears For Fears, Talking Heads, Blue Oyster Cult, Mary Carves The Chicken, The Who, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Cure, Bloodhound Gang, Interpol, The Postal Service, Death Cab
Movies:
Severance, Withnail & I, How To Get Ahead In Advertising, LA Confidential, Barton Fink, Chinatown, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Forbidden Zone, Henry Fool, Dr. Strangelove, Barry Lyndon, Full Metal Jacket, All Quiet On The Western Front, Citizen Kane, Brimstone and Treacle, LOTR, Breaker Morant, Bridge On The River Kwai, Shaun Of The Dead, Super Troopers, The Producers, Shallow Grave, Cyrano de Bergerac, Misery, An American Werewolf in London, Club Dread, Grand Illusion, Sunset Boulevard, Leaving Las Vegas, Meet The Feebles, Bubba-ho-tep, A Face In The Crowd, Network, The Lion In Winter, Brazil, Basket Case, Dawn of The Dead, Return of The Living Dead, more later as I think of em.
Television:
The Simpsons, House, Blackadder, House of Cards, The Office (UK), Twin Peaks, I Claudius, All In The Family, Futurama, Dexter, Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann, Extras, Tales From The Crypt, Fawlty Towers, anything with Huell Howser in it, Rome, South Park (at least the older eps), Gormenghast, MST3K
Books:
Pillars of The Earth by Ken Follett; Lord of The Flies by William Golding; Ask The Dust, The Road To Los Angeles, Dreams From Bunker Hill by John Fante; The Name of The Rose, Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco; Watership Down, The Plague Dogs by Richard Adams; Grendel, Mickelsson's Ghosts, Freddy's Book by John Gardner; A Canticle For Leibowitz by W. Miller Jr.; Catch-22, Something Happened by Heller; Steppenwolf by Hesse; The Voyage of The Destiny by Robert Nye; Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon; The Man Who Was Thursday and The Napoleon of Notting Hill by G.K. Chesterton; Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God-Emperor of Dune by Frank Herbert; Hyperion, Fall of Hyperion, Endymion by Dan Simmons; The Big Nowhere, LA Confidential, White Jazz by James Ellroy; Richard's Feet by Carey Harrison; the entire Tolkien canon, Ambrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, J.W. von Goethe, H.P. Lovecraft, H.L. Mencken, Vonnegut, Steinbeck, Thompson, Lester Bangs, Terry Pratchett, Tim Dorsey, all kinds of different authors really, too many to list here.
Heroes:
Lenny Bruce, Judas Iscariot, Andy Kaufman, fat Elvis, Lorenzo de Medici, Frank "Grimey" Grimes, Nikola Tesla, Francis Urquhart, Guy Fawkes, G.K. Chesterton, Great Cthulhu, Edward R. Murrow, Keith Olbermann, "Colonel" Tom Parker, Moist von Lipwig, Fatty Arbuckle, Aaron Burr, Martin Luther, Kilgore Trout, James K. Polk, Ronald fuckin' Reagan.
