Writing, comedy, wallowing in trashy celeb goss ... but hopefully redeeming myself with fine literature and theatre and other such hoity toity pursuits, living totally beyond my financial means, nurturing my vices and watching them flourish and bloom, shadenfreude, frosted animal cookies, caffeine, vodka, road trips to Montreal, boys, toys, boytoys, carnivorous plants, breaking into song for no apparent reason, lost pygmy tribes (especially the cannibal ones), and of course ...
... World Peace!*
*Yeah, I just threw that "world peace" part in so I didn't seem quite so gay and self-absorbed. :P
I like creative, funny, intelligent, down-to-earth people ... people with at least a lick of common sense. I have this tendency not to add "friend" requests on MySpace unless we message each other or chat a bit at first. There are a lot of big titty pornbots and junebug-crazy creepers on this thing, and my mother taught me never to talk to strangers ... unless they are really, really cute or give me candy. ;)
As far as my taste in guys goes (which is most notoriously bad and definitely a cause for some concern), here is a little checklist of what I am not looking for. I am not looking for guys who are:
a) entirely dysfunctional
b) self-absorbed and shallow
c) compulsively slutty
d) downright fugly
e) inbred Louisiana hatchet murderers.*
*Now, don't all you inbred Louisiana hatchet murderers go sending me hate comments and emails or hop in your rusty Chevy pickups and drive on up here to Canada to chop my head off or anything. Its nothing personal. You're just not my type. Unless, of course, you look something like this:
Duncan Punk'n has Oodles of Gorgeous Friends*
*but these aren't them.
Lavern
Lizard
Foxy
Miller
Richie Rich
Crumpet
Jesse
Germy
Lance-A-Hot
Spindleshanks
Miss Aysh
Rasty
Justine
Chupacabra
Miss D of the Fugly Purse
Thieving Steroid Slut
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all of Duncan's Friends
Sigur Ros, Air, Azure Ray, Frou Frou, Mandalay, Gwen Stefani, Bjork, Scissor Sisters, Sia, Freezepop, Dangerous Muse, The Postal Service, Bent, Figurine, West End Girls, Taxi Doll, Everything But The Girl, Kate Bush, Howie Day, Massive Attack, Jonatha Brooke, Matthew Sweet, Angelo Badalamenti, Royksopp, James Blunt, Missy Elliott, Mariah Carey, The Cure, The Smiths, Danny Elfman, The Cocteau Twins, Emm Gryner, Tori Amos, Rilo Kiley, Blondie, Cyndi Lauper, Stevie Nicks and Annie Lennox.DJs: David Morales, Deep Dish, Peter Rauhofer, Joe Gauthreaux (so HOT!), DJ Tiga (him too!), Offer Nissim, Patrick Dream, Jose Nunez, Jacques Lu Cont.
Strictly Ballroom, Nightmare Before Christmas, TransAmerica, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Delicatessen, Pan's Labyrinth, The Illusionist, Adaptation, Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Batman, Batman Returns, Big Fish, Batman Begins, Serenity, X-Men, Borat, The Descent, King Kong, V for Vendetta, American Beauty, The Prestige, Moulin Rouge, Kung Fu Hustle, Hero, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Freeway, Romy and Michelle, Mean Girls, Heathers, Clue, Clueless, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Mirrormask, 12 Monkeys, Gods and Monsters, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The Ring, Near Dark, The Hunger, Mommie Dearest, Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, Death Becomes Her, Can't Hardly Wait, Time Bandits, Blue Velvet, Addams Family Values, The Frighteners, The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, The Bad Seed, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 and 2), Lifeboat, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Veronica Mars, Ugly Betty, Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, Grey's Anatomy, Torchwood, Buffy, Little Britain, Extras, Strangers With Candy, Wonder Showzen, The Catherine Tate Show, The Colbert Report, Alias (I
Neil Gaiman, Gregory Maguire, Roald Dahl, Jonathan Carroll, Chuck Palahniuk, Timothy Findley, David Sedaris, Alan Moore, Ray Bradbury, C.S. Lewis, Mary Norton, Oscar Wilde, Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Jeff Vandermeer, Edward Gorey, Roman Dirge, Stephen King (most of his older stuff anyway), Anne Rice (her's too, before she went completely wiggedy whack and started writing about the life and times of the Baby Jesus), Clive Barker, Poppy Z. Brite, J.R.R. Tolkien, Sheri Tepper, and Thomas Ligotti.
I love people who can make me laugh, make me think, or stir things up a bit. People like Margaret Cho, Amy Sedaris, Sarah Silverman, Sandra Bernhard, Parker Posey, Jennifer Coolidge, the Little Britain boys, Catherine Tate, Dave Chapelle, Catherine O'Hara, Ellen Degeneres, Stephen Colbert, Tammy Faye Baker, Jonny McGovern the Gay Pimp, Clarence from Wonder Showzen, the "Go Fug Yourself" girls, and even that messy little moppet Courtney Love, if for no other reason than she brought back tiaras as a viable fashion accessory. That bitch has some chops.