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Jennie - Ron Paul rEVOLution!

We were warriors then, and our tribe was strong like a river. (Hunter S. Thompson)

About Me

I WANT DADA TO PLAY AT CHAMPS!!! SEND THEM A MESSAGE AND TELL THEM TO COME TO PLAY!!!

I have the kindest, sweetest, handsomest, best smelling, best kissing, sexiest boyfriend on the planet - with the biggest brown eyes that I've ever seen. I cuddle with my pillows when he's not there because they smell like his neck... I have somehow become part of a couple that annoys people because we're too touchy in public... We are plotting a scheme to buy an island somewhere far far away from Trenton.

I have lots of pet peeves. Homophobes are an absolutely unacceptable breed of people. I am usually all too happy to get the heck out of town- so let me know if you ever want to go to say... Costa Rica or somewhere out of Trenton... If you are a man and feel the need to drive a sports car - I assume you're compensating for something. I've noticed a pattern... I've discovered that writing the response to the response to the drunk text while drunk can in some ways be worse than the original drunk text. I am going to invent the computer breathalizer - so it wont turn on once I reach a certain blood alcohol level. I will never be anyone's secret ever again. I was taught that dancing around naked could be fun. I belong to a secret society called fgwboh ...formerly known as F26yopdbwpgas. My friend Todd who I have known for 12 years insists that he's going to beat the rest of the hippie out of me. LOL. I have lived on the road in my car by choice for months at a time. I'm usually fun and positive and energetic. I can parallel park like a stunt driver. I basically have knull sense of personal style, and am waiting for one of those fashion shows to jump out from behind the clothing racks and give me a makeover... I like expensive matching sets of underware. I spend too much money on bars and restaurants, and not enough money on things like oil changes and wiper blades... I always take leftovers home, but never remember to take them in the house when I get home My favorite colors are orange brown and green. I have blood sugar issues, so I can get very quiet or very irritated if I have not eaten... but I dont mean it. I work well under pressure. I have no pets except for a goat - which really isnt mine anymore, although I am his "Mommy". (His father got full custody of him since he lives on a farm and I have hardly any yard.) I'd like to have cats that cuddle; my housemate's cats sit in the room with you, but don't let you cuddle at all. I really enjoy news radio. I think that almost everyone has the potential to be a "bunny" whether they want to admit that to themselves or not. I should take vitamins more often. I always wear my seat belt and if you're in my car, you will, too. I still hear Ms. Beek saying "Safety first, kids". I like learning, but I hate being in class. I need to go to the gym so I have more energy - but I buy memberships and then dont go. I feel like people are staring at me - and usually they are not. I really like camping and being outdoors - and "making do". I like taking pictures - but I have a cheap camera and am often disappointed. If I dont get coffee in the morning, I sit staring like a zombie. I like to have fun, I like to be around people that laugh, and I definitely like to be around music.

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My Interests

..... Good beer... MICROBREW FEST www.stoudtsbeer.com, Antique books, being the life of the party, watching people draw permanent marker on themselves and others, getting out of the house, resisting growing up or older, workin hard, my gardens - being self sufficient in the outdoors, being barefooted, and getting my business going. Hmmm... what else - laughing, bluegrass, and feeling alive.

I am usually interested in hugging complete strangers when I am drunk (which is often), please dont be offended. It's some sort of genetic problem, I think...

Camping, outdoors, the ocean, mother nature, and prolonged spontaneous road trips, cooking big meals on open fires from food I grew myself, and sharing

Interest in men? I couldnt ask for anything more than what I've got.

Highest Interest: Impeaching W, or at least humiliating the idiot out of the white house. I'd also like to see some sort of scandal where Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Sean Hannity go down in flames for a gay porno ring.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Thaddeus Brittain is my rock God. The Poor Devils, The Buena Vista Social Club, The late insanely brilliant Nick Drake, The Old Crow Medicine Show, Railroad Earth, Tori Amos, Frank Sinatra, Radiohead, Erykah Badu, Etta James, Dada, Crosby, Stills & Nash, Styx (shut up),Richie Havens, Bob Marley, Peter Paul and Mary, Tom Petty... Run DMC, old school rap that is NOT about bitches and hoes, and dolla dolla bills... Rusted Root, Barry White, Kenny Wayne Shepherd (but not his singer), SRV, KINNIE STARR, Led Zep, Santana, PJ Harvey, Keller Williams, nothing whatsoever current and main play on the radio - unless it's local. PHILO www.myspace.com/philonj. The Dead Flowers.

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Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Life Aquatic, The Princess Bride, Grosse Pointe Blank, Dead Alive, The Big Lebowski "You think the carpet pissers did this?" Napoleon Dynamite, Caddy Shack, March of the Penguins, Bad Santa, Kevin Smith, The Coen Brothers, Hustle N Flow (Terrence Howard is a genius) The Christmas Story "He had yellow eyes, so help me God, Yellow EYES!"

Christmas Vacation "Shitter was full! "... "thith represenths the thpirit and the thimble of the Grithwold family chrithmas..." "thanks Art, you taught me everything I know about exterior lumination" "Next year he'll be barking for the yack woman" "Don't throw me down, Clark - I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany" "Russ, go get me a hammer. - What do you need a hammer for? - I'm gonna catch it in the coat, and smack it with the hammer!"

THE BURBS- I think one of the funniest movies of all time- I still cry just thinking about the movie, and I've seen it about a hundred times. "Get out of my yard, lame-o" "That piece of scum, barking rat of yours has just taken his LAST dump on MY lawn. I find one more- just one- and I'm gonna catch him and staple HIS ASS SHUT!"... "Why dont you take your balls out of your wife's purse?"
Me and Jesse tearin it up Philo style!

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Television:

12 oz. MOUSE is about the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life... LOST, Arrested Development, The Chappelle Show, That 70s show, CNN- CSPAN. NOVA, Globetrekker, anything on the History or Discovery - I like learning about the world, I suppose. Deadliest Catch, Project Runway/Top Chef (3D functional art under pressure fascinates me), King of the Hill, The Daily Show, and The Colbert Report.

Books:

Dreams from my Father, Barrack Obama. Thelma by Corelli, and Never Tease a Weasel by someone I cant remember. Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Rielly -ENTERTAINING STUFF. It's really a book. Anything by David Sedaris - that dude cracks me up!

Heroes:

My big sister. My Grandmom, all of my grandparents, actually. Oh, and Bill Murray... width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" ....