Terry

So here's some crap about me...I'm sarcastic as hell and love being a wiseass and joking around. I know how to keep it within certain boundaries and would never insult you in a mean way unless you deserve it. But...Beware, I will make fun of you and I do expect it back in return. I'll be the first person to laugh at myself for doing something stupid...and I'll sometimes do strange things just "for the story" afterwards. Beeping and waving at complete strangers still entertains me. I don't like to sleep in the nude because it makes me have dreams where I'm naked at work or in other situations like that. If you have body odor I will most likely tell you that you smell because no one should have to smell your dirty ass. I shower twice a day...the least you can do is give us one a day huh? I can make an entire day out of people watching and there's nothing more fun than waiting for your train in Penn Station while watching the freakshow that goes through that place on an hourly basis. Quoting movie lines is another pastime of mine. I hate both kinds of music...country AND western. Calling someone a turd is totally acceptable. I can use chopsticks, but I don't like to be a show-off. I think there is a link between stupidity and people who always have their mouth hanging open. I'm amazed at how many similarities there are between a toddler and a drunk person. I love to surf and snowboard whenever I can get out to do it...and if you ever want to come just ask me, I'd be glad to teach you. I'll take a bar over a club any day of the week...especially Bill's and 1st 'n 10. However, I will never turn down a night of hanging down the shore. I spend wayyy too much money going to punk/hardcore shows, but I live for it. 9 times out of 10 when you see me, I will have a hat on...not hiding the shaved head...I just like hats. I can't stand people who are unappreciative and self absorbed...and I hate being around miserable people. It's good to think about yourself, but you should think of others just as often. It should be ok for you to smack the idiot parents who let their kids misbehave in public. I could care less what General Tso did for the Chinese military, all I know is that his chicken kicks ass. If you can't get along with me, then there is something terribly wrong with you and you should take it up with your therapist 'cause I'm the most easygoing person you'll ever meet. I hate this question..."Hey, you're tall, do you play basketball?". If you ask me that question I will usually respond with "Hey, you're short, are you a jockey?" Monkeys will always make me laugh especially when they're dressed like people. Hockey is the greatest spectator sport on earth and if you don't think so, you should sit down and try to understand it. I don't eat veal because I don't agree with the way they raise the calves. If I come over your house and you have a dog, chances are that I'm gonna wrestle with it and get covered in dog hair because I can't resist playing with dogs. I'm addicted to Wawa diet green ginseng tea. I still can't understand the game of soccer. If you see me driving in my car chances are I'll be singing...poorly. I always cut that stupid mesh lining out of my bathingsuits. When I was a kid I loved the smell of gasoline and adults would tell me that when I got older I wouldn't anymore...they were wrong. I always laugh when someone falls down, but I'll help you up. Jukeboxes are a temptation that I can't resist dumping money into. I can cook my ass off, but I hate to dust. I throw things away that I probably should keep. If you are one of those people who take up more than one parking space I WILL rub my ass on your doorhandle. I can blow bubbles off of my tongue at any given time. To those of you who are not from the Trenton area...Sorry, but it's a hoagie, not a sub, hero, or grinder.
All in all...There's nothing better than good times with good company. I surround myself with great friends and family because that's what life is truly about...fun times to look back on.
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I grew up in the 80's and 90's as a little skater punk. Back in the days of Christian Hosoi, Tony Hawk, Lance Mountain, Steve Caballero, Tommy Guererro, Natas Kaupas, and many many more. Awesome times as a kid searching for new people to skate with, new backyard ramps to conquer, and stealing wood from construction sites to build ramps and ollie boxes.
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