Nyce The Dog - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Nyce, and I'm a very smart Rottweiler who knows how to sit, stay, give paw, eat baseballs, etc. My favorite command is, "You wanna go bye-bye?", followed by "You wanna go for a walk?", followed by "You wanna go outside?", followed by "You wanna hot dog?" I mostly like to lay around, and wait for my Dad to say, "You want something to eat?" I like one cup dry Eukanuba food mixed with one can of Sam's Choice "Beef Chunks" dog food. I'm a pretty laid back dog who has the unique talent of being able to howl like a wolf whenever the song "Men in Black" or "Goodies" comes on. I enjoy communicating with my Dear Old Dad, without using the English language.

Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Layouts at MySpace Toolbox !

My Interests

Going for rides in cars, going for walks, going outside---but staying INSIDE, and jumping into any muddy creek or pond whenever I know I have to come back inside...just to "F" with the old man. My favorite treat is a couple "Bar-S" hot dogs. Don't buy that Gwaltney crap, (chicken dogs) in an attempt to save a few bucks, cuz I ain't fallin' for it.

I'd like to meet:

Hot Bitches. (Female dogs.) My keen sense of smell will quickly determine whether or not we're compatible. That or any human who enjoys scratching my head or belly---we can kick it with no problem.

Music:

Will Smith "Men In Black", and Ciara "Goodies" Anything from SNOOP.

Movies:

Turner and Hooch, Karate Dog, Lady (She's hot) and the Tramp, Beethoven, 101 Dalmations, and New Jack City.

Television:

Ren and Stimpy, Lassie, Rin Tin Tin K-9 Cop, Cat Dog and Conan O'Brien with Triump the Insult Dog. (We're second cousins.)

Books:

My dad makes me read the stupid dictionary.

Heroes:

My dad...cuz he's got so many bitches. (Of course I kid, I kid.)