Please note that I have made some MINOR changes to my "about me" section in an order to appear more wholesome to the MySpace community.I don't drive. I like avocados and eggs benedict. I think non-sequiturs are important. I'll add anyone to my friends list who asks me to, unless they openly advertise liking the Toronto Maple Leafs. I like questions more than answers, which puts questions without answers among my favorite things. I think sadness is boring, but poetic. I don't do drugs. "I cannot tell a lie". I don't kiss and tell. Ok, that was a lie. PM me for a complete list of everyone I've ever kissed. Sleeping is my favorite pasttime. I don't act anymore, but I will again. I am gun-shy and trigger happy. I've broken up with every guy I ever really wanted to be with. Via e-mail. I'm smart. I'm also a smart-ass. And my ass isn't bad either. In general, bad grammar offends me. Unless you're being ironic, self-reflexive, or colloquial. I curse at inanimate objects. I am a bleeding heart liberal and a heartless bitch. My undying loyalty is pretty easy to acquire; just tolerate me at my worst, and I'll offer you all the best of me on my good days. I hate routine but I fear change. I eat chocolate on the way to the gym. I like CHURCH. A lot. I also like a lot of CHURCH. I'm pretty when you're drunk. I'm funny when I'm mean. I think in song lyrics. I have panic attacks. I'm probably mildly psychotic (you were warned). I talk to myself with myself at myself and for myself. I love my ipod. I laugh hysterically and I won't tell you why. Yes, I bite. No, you can't handle me. I drink coffee. I like TELEVANGELISM. I'm a hypochondriac. I think I have mono. I diagnosed myself by googling it. I do that. I'll give anyone my phone number because noone really calls anyways. People are always saying "I don't want drama in my life". I like drama. I think it makes the CHURCH-GOING better. I just realized I'm bringing up CHURCH a lot. That may make me come across as PIOUS. That's ok. I like that idea. But you're not allowed to call me PIOUS until after you've bought me dinner. Or two martinis. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Every time I see a firetruck I'm pretty sure it's headed for my place. I want to live to be a septuagenarian. That's a real word, I swear. I'm also bringing RELIGION back. After the mono wears off, of course. I like myspace because I get to broadcast the circus happening in my head...doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo...
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