Hello, we are the lovely Monsters! Also visit our temporary homebase on www.zierstiche.de , we feel very bored and lonely there, in fact we are looking for new homes!! So please help us (we are cuddly and bring good luck!)
We'd like to introduce ourselfs (from left to right):
(Sorry for our bad english, we normaly speak »lomala«, the lovely monster language)
*** BENGANI ***
* * I'm purple and they also call me the everything-is-gonna-be-alright-monster.
* I'm always happy, but I..m also terribly curious. In »lomala« we say: I could be happy about the dirt on the wall! That..s why I..m also endlessly optimistic.
* I love Eggplant (not only because of the fabulous taste, but also because of the beautyful color – like mine!) either with lots of oil and garlic or as hot and spicy Eggplant-curry.
* I like reading »Freak Brothers« comics (while doing that, I have to giggle to myself all the time).
* I need someone, who sings for me »Lalilu, nur der Mann im Mond schaut zu« (»lalilu, only the man in the moon is watching) while i go to sleep!
*** PILA ***
* * I..m yellow and they call me the star on the monster heaven!
* I'm nocturnal and extremely shy. But normaly I..m calmness myself and that..s why I..m a good listener.
* I love Latte macchiato with »Pan di Stelle« (these tasty italian chocolate-and-nuts-cokies with the small stars of sugar on top!!) and all the rest of the italian cuisine.
* I'm doctor of astronomy and also an expert for interstellar relationhips.
* I search for someone who reads to me Stanislaw Lem while I'm going to to sleep!
*** NARANGI ***
* * I'm orange and they say I behave like a monster in a china shop!
* I's right, I'm clumsy and quite bearish. But I'm able to absorbe stress and any kind of bad mood.
* I love cookies and everything else that could produce big amounts of crumbs.
* I love to bath in the sun, beeing lazy and listen to punk music.
* I'll suffer from flatulence, if nobody massages my littel belly sometimes, so please …
*** NILA ***
* * I'm blue and they say I'm the »Dandy monster« (Uh, I don't know why!)
* I'm easy going and lively, sometimes a bit hyperactive.
* I'm extremely cool (but in fact it's only a lack of selfconfidence. For example, I'd like to learn swimming, but I don't have the heart to do it, maybe you can help me!?)
* I love Blue Curacao and smurf-ice-cream.
* I'm street-smart, but I can only count on 4 (no more legs, sorry).
*** GULABI ***
* * I'm pink and they call me the big smile
* I'm cute, affectionate and not too clever. But I'm completely unflappable.
* I love grilled marshmallows with butter cookies and chocolate cream.
* I'm a fan of Pink Panther.
* I'm afraid, when I'm alone in the dark.
*** HARA ***
* * I'm green and I am the cosy archetype of a monster
* Sometimes I'm a bit gruffy, anyway I'm adorable.
* You can roar at me, no problem, but I'll roar back!
* I love pickles from the Spreewald and beyond it I'm very hoggish, mhh … i love to eat a lot!
* I'm always telling funny jokes, but nobody laughs, maybe they are not that funny, I don't know. Oh, and I'm fond of horror and splatter movies.
* In my leisure time I like to swing headfirst on my ringtail.
*** LovelyMobileMonsters ***
*** ANNA APPARILLO ***
* * I'm the sweetest temptation.
* I can twist everybody around my finger.
* I love to watch myself in the mirror.
* secretly I practice martial art – please don't tell anybody.
* I adore cream cakes and pralines with liquor.
* When I smile you will forget all your sorrow.
*** KARLOS KABELLOS ***
* * I'm a cuddly beast!
* I'm very affectionate, but from time to time I bare my teeth.
* I only move when I have to.
* I'm afraid of mice.
* I'm a fastidious, squeamish gourmet.
* Don't forget to crawl me!
*** TONI KLINGELTON ***
* * I'm a roughneck to hug.
* I love to play ding-dong ditch.
* I quiet scatterbrained and forgetful, but very adorable anyway.
* I like to knit sox (look at mine!)
* I appreciate scrambled eggs with bacon and onions.
* Please remind me to brush my teeth!
*** LovelyMoneyMonsters ***
*** KÄPT'N KLAMM ***
* * I'm the the broke pirate..
*I'm still seeking his ancestors treasure.
*I'm always broke, thanks to my adored Mandy Money.
*I bleached my patch with the undies, by accident.
*I loves spoiling my pet Biggi Börse and myself with sweets.
*Be aware, I tend to get seasick very fast.
*** MANDY MONEY ***
* * I'm the the little princess..
*I throw Käpt'n Klamm's nonexisting money down the drain.
*I have a coffee party every Sunday with Anna Apparillo and Gulabi.
*I love blueberry-muffins with Rasberry-icing.
*I shriek like crazy when I see Kikki Kirchenmaus.
*Better not to even think of inviting me ...
*** KIKKI KIRCHENMAUS ***
* * I'm the water rat...
*I'm at least just as broke as Käpt'n Klamm.
*I look shy, but I'm tough and brave.
*I enjoy scaring Karlos Kabellos.
*I despise bacon and cheese, but I enjoy gnawing on Käpt'n Klamms's cabin.
*Be aware, I love giving earpiercing whistle-concerts with Toni Klingelton!
*** KLAUS KRÖTE ***
* * I'm the chatterbox.
*I could yak and croak without drawing a breath – sometimes it is even exciting.
*I' Hara's cousin and the only person who laughs at his dirty jokes.
*I like borrowing Bengani's »Freak Brothers« comics.
*I'm still waiting to be kissed awake.
*I belche loudly from time to time, with great pleasure!
*** BIGGI BÖRSE ***
* * I'm the piglet.
*I'm as happy as a pig in mud.
*I lead a blissfull life on Käpt'n Klamm's ship .
*I'm secretly learning Esperanto with Kikki Kirchenmaus.
*I sometimes have mud-facials with Mandy Money.
*Please don't overfeed me!
*** PIEPEN PETER ***
* * I'm the miracle-flounder.
*I'm always up for a jolly time, and enjoy boozing it up.
*I'm the only one who knows where Käpn't Klamm's treasure is.
*I can bubble the morse alphabet and Elvis songs.
*I desperately trying to teach Nila to swim.
*Be careful, I can only see on one side!
*** LovelyHotWaterMonsters ***
*** WILLI WÄRMFLASCHE ***
* * I'm the dreamer of the Caribbean.
* I would like to be on holiday all the time.
* I listen to raggae music and I'm stoned by nature.
* I love sushi with a lot of spicy wasabi.
* I'm interrested in marine biology and deep sea research.
* Most of the time I lay in my rocking chair or in my hammock.
*** KALLE KACHELOFEN ***
* * I'm warm like a tiled stove
* I'm an absolut mornig hater.
* The rest of the day I'm very happy and funny.
* I love grog with lots of alcohol and hot bread on a stick.
* I like listening to creepy horror stories.
* Be aware, sometimes I snore.
*** SUSI SAUNA ***
* * I'm the sweet sweat lodge.
* I have sunshine in my heart.
* I..m alway light-hearted, lively and happy.
* My favourite meal is gingerbread with punch.
* I like to take a bath with sweet herbs.
* Please read to me Astrid Lindgren while I go to sleep!
