I would try to attempt to explain my greatness here but I keep running into two problems:
1. It is obviously impossible to explain my amazingness.
2. Everytime anyone would attempt to read anything about me their heads would explode because the human brain can not comprehend the greatness that is me.
[interesting side note, no one every got past the first word.]
3. I shouldnt have to explain anything to anyone. Ever.
Now you might be saying to yourself 'But Chuck that is three reasons not two.'
Well guess what my friend.
You just signed your own death warrant.
