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Naughty Lady Of The Night

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About Me

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Self-introductions suck plus I talk too damn much. So let's just get this over with. I'm here mainly for the music, but I'm also here for the girls, for the boys... I'm here for YOU! Or not. Who cares? I'm so worthless, I have no real friends and I'm *really* scared of girls. I don't act my age. I don't feel my age. As a person I am, in one word, crap. Yes, I suck that much. In fact, I'm currently applying myself for the WMWLE,YDF award (that stands for "World's Most Worthless Loser Ever", you dumb fuck). I'm cursed: I CAN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. I'm doomed to lose them all, slowly and painfully. I've got issues. Lots of them! Want some? I'm willing to share... MUAHAHAHAHAAAAH!! And now here it is an important notice to avoid further concerns (i.e. "whatever"): Naughty Lady Of The Night is my alter-ego (or something like that). She's the dark depressed suicidal maniac side of myself. I'm not female, as it is clearly stated in my profile. So do not try to hit on me, 'cause I have a dick for pussy. AH AH GOT YOU YOU COCKSUCKERS!!

I LOVE YOU MOLLY!So anyway, welcome to this humble dark and damp cave/lair/torture chamber/My Little Pony Dream House of mine.

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My Interests

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Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.comHum... Lemme see... I like... huuuuuuuuuuuuum... Life, death, love, hate, highs, lows....OK then: and MUSiC, videogames, cinema, internet, iPod, animals, trees, a bit of blood, and nonsense people.Oh! And did I mention I'm interested in my gf?
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I'd like to meet:

Famous people and uninteresting persons. And Spongebob. And a vegan butcher. And my gf :) But that's more who "I'd Like to Fuck". YAY!

My Soulmate
I have 1 Soulmate

Lily

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Music:

The greatest music bands of all time, in no particular order: Biffy Clyro, Screeching Weasel, Sigur Rós, The Gift, Sucioperro, Linda Martini, Magneta Lane, Hell Is For Heroes, The Smashing Pumpkins, Engerica, Reuben, Explosions In The Sky, Giant Drag, Aereogramme, Absent Kid, Dive Dive, Microsluts, Blink-182, Angels And Airwaves, The Concretes, Camera Obscura (the Scottish band, not the other one), 65 Days Of Static, Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies, Senses Fail, Third Eye Blind, JJ72, Muse, Placebo, Kinesis, TEAM, and a whole lot more. Just gimme some decent rock music and I'll be happy.

Movies:

Angel-A, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, The Wizard Of Oz, Primer, The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Little Miss Sunshine, Million Dollar Hotel, Evil Dead, The Butterfly Effect, The Grudge, Saw trilogy, low-budget-highly-interesting movies, crappy comedies, horror flics. Anything with lots of blood will do. And anything my gf gives two thumbs up to is good enough to me as well :)

Television:

Star Trek: TNG (yes, I might be a geek), Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Scrubs, Conan O'Brien, Gato Fedorento, South Park, Absolutely Fabulous, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Allo Allo, Family Guy, The Simpsons, most Cartoon Network toons, Spongebob Squarepants, Ren & Stimpy, CSI: Las Vegas, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, Space 1999, Mission Impossible (the original series), 6 Feet Under, WWE Raw and Smackdown!, Alf, Knight Rider, oh for fuck's sake there are so many of them... (Yes, I watch way too much TV.)EDIT: I "used" to watch too much TV. Now I only watch "Molly TV", which is a special kind of TV that only has this one show that repeats over and over again but is never the same everytime I turn it on. And yes, it's for me only. YAY!!

Books:

I don't read books, besides instruction manuals. I really like the ones with lots of uncomprehensive diagrams... Makes me skip all those pages and complete reading it in a much shorter ammount of time.

Heroes:

Winnie The Pooh. I wanna be fat and cute just like him. Or not. And above anything else, my little daughter and her mammoth heart. I
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My Blog

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WHAT.THE.FUCK.IS.WRONG.WITH.ME?! why? WHY?! ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

To whom it may concern...

i love YOU forever. ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

The Worst Day Of My Life

Every year I get terribly depressed on my b-day. I was going to post on this blog something dark and moody... ... but now I'm in love. ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

iwannadie (part II)

I'm not OK... ... And it's killing me. ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

The Afterlife

BLOGS SUCK....
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST

iwannadie

THE END. There's something wrong about me. ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

The People Of MySpace

I think I've been howling MySpace for about 2 weeks now. During this time, I've managed to divide the majority of the people around here in 4 categories: * bands who want to be in touch with their fa...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST

06.06.06

Well... It's today. According to Nostradamus or some other medieval prophet high on sugar back then, today the Anti-Christ has born. The guy (gal?) who's gonna put an end to all this crap for good is ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:41:00 PST

Suicide is for pussies!

... But I sure feel like a cunt now.
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:32:00 PST

Slutty Night Bitch

I'm all alone. I have no friends. I feel just like those naughty ladies waiting for someone in a corner of the night. I won't fuck for money. But I will fuck for friendship... Loneliness kills me. ...
Posted by Naughty Lady Of The Night on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:07:00 PST