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MR.STIFF WOODY

IM A MARTYR FOR MY LOVE FOR YOU!!!!

About Me

STIFF WOODY PRODUCTIONS-

Mr.Stiff Woody???WHAT YOU GONNA PLAY NOW?!?!!""ROCK OUT WITH YER SOCK OUT!!!"
shavaun's music codes "STRAIGHT-WHITE-EMPLOYED -SINGLE-MALE"

"NO CHAIN MAIL PEOPLE" -PLEASE
I WILL JUST BREAK THE CHAIN -SORRY

My life is rated NC-17.
What is your life rated?MR.STIFF WOODY---- WHEN I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD,I WON THE BEAUTY PAGEANT,
"MR.BURBANK",FOR ONE YEAR! BORN IN NEW ORLEANS,LOUISIANA
GREW UP IN SUN VALLEY/MISSION HILLS,CALIFORNIA
RE-LOCATED TO "FRISCO" ,MANY MANY MOONS AGO........... ROYAL CARRIBEAN-
"EXPLORER of the SEAS"
JULY - 2004
I WON TWO MEDALS IN THE FOLLOWING :
"BELLY FLOP CONTEST"
" SEXY LEGS CONTEST"
REALLY, NO LIE!

" STIFF WOODY PRODUCTIONS"

ENTERTAINMENT AND OTHER STRANGE ODDITIES--FRISCO AND BEYOND
promoter,creative consultant,manager,liason,"pornograph-iti-oligist"
nightclubbing crimestar,local scenester,media glut,"honey-lovin'",rock n roller :

THE FINE PRINT

It's not what you think,
In the begining, I overheard 2 friends
@BRAINWASH/A.."ya know...
"STIFF WOODY",and his "PRODUCTIONS",
.around the corner...hehhehhhehhheeee..."
I stopped dead in my tracks and was like"...wow?i can use that ,right?..."
DIRTY JAMES said ,"sure.."STIFF WOODY"...heheehehhehee"
the rest is history.................................................. about me?????
dunno.....
ask anyone I know ,I guess..........
"You Lucky Bastard!"...Jaymie@myspace
"ANIMATED!?!?".....Slingrrico@myspace
my little brother

" Q U A C K ?!! "...." R E A L "......" D I P S H I T",.....
Just a few I' ve over heard....
"YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY!!!.":.::kROOk::.:.@myspace
"....Hey!,It's,Local Rock 'n Roll Icon,Stiff Woody",....Jorge/"B.A.G.G."

"THE MASTER OF THE HYPE!!!"...SOULDOZER

"if ya wanna know whats goin on,on the local scene,get out there and find "STIFF WOODY",HE'S THE MAN!!!"-D.J.JET/k.u.s.f.-live intrv.
"your the best".....Trouble@myspace "STIFF WOODY,"... "If he dont know 'ya
he knows 'yer friends."...............
What Classic Movie Are You?
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MR.STIFF WOODY IS..."APOCALYPSE NOW"
"WHAT MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE ARE YOU?"
MR.STIFF WOODY IS... "DEMON"
You are Form 8, Demon: The Destroyer.No
matter what, you always do everything with
style. Demons are the best friends to have
because they will back you up in a fight!
Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz
Take the quiz: "Whats Your Chocoriffic-Sexual Profile?"

Baby Ruth
Sex is a little bit of everything that is holy and wonderful to you, wrapped into one big outstanding package. What type of banana are you?
Straight
You could put a spirit level on you, and the bubble would be dead central. Nasa would use you to make sure the shuttle s facing upwards.
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"LADIES AND GENTELMEN,....HATE 'DA "GAME",NOT 'DA "PLAY-ER",
"it's a dog eat dot com world out there!"...'ight?" --SWP/2001 MR.STIFF WOODY "STIFF WOODY PRODUCTIONS"est.1992.........

"MEAN PEOPLE SUCK!!!!!!"

SWP/2004

"S W P GUESTBOOK"

"Questions,Comments,Harassment,Whatever...."
thanks for signing the book

My Interests

FONT SIZE="2" "ALL CATS ARE GRAY"
R. Smith

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PARENTAL
ADVISORY MR.STIFF WOODY CONTAINS
EXPLICIT LYRICS


Username:
From Go-Quiz.com "NO SKINHEADS ARE ALLOWED, IN MOWHAWK TOWN!!!" Anneliese Date: Dec 20, 2004 09:16 PM SUICIDE GIRLS,BUTI GIRLZ,FEISTY FELINES,DEMMON DOLS,VOOM KITTY'S,GOGO TRIBE GIRLZ,


NIGHTCLUBBING BACK IN THE DAY,SCREAM,FETISH,GLAM SLAM CLUB TO NAME A FEW.......THOSE WERE NITE CLUBS........DISCO DOLLIE'S EVERY WHERE....ODYSSEY,HOT TRAX,....1015 FOLSOM,GUS BEANS PRIVATE PARTIES,XAVIER-TUES NITES@181 CLUB WHEN IT WAS A CLOSET W/A BAR,NIGHTBREAK,I-BEAM,,DNA -TUES W/ MATT,B.A.G.G.,TERMINATOR, MS.LYNN BREEDLOVE FREAKIN ROCKS.......I WANNA BE HER LOVE SLAVE..... RICHARD KERN -PHOTOGRAPHY
ARTWORK OF R.S. CONNETT
WHAT R.S PAINTING ARE YOU?
MR.STIFF WOODY IS

" "GIN 'N ACID"

An indication of where the mind can travel within the throes of the most powerful, and frightening, hallucinations.

(Quiz provided by Art and Entropy )

,JENNY HOLZER .. MOWHAWKS,PIERCINGS,TATTOOS,
DANCING,DRINKIN,PLAYING POOL,P I N B A L L ,
MUSLE CARS,MONSTER TRUCKS,
"honey's in union square"

,OUTDOOR SHIT, ETC. ,MY NEW ELEC. SCOOTER,
OCEAN BEACH
,OFF ROAD SKATE BOARD'N,
ROYAL CARRIBBEAN CRUISE SHIPS,
GIRLS,COLLECTIBLES ,LIKE HOT WHEELS, ACTION FIGURES,?????? ANY AND ALL "HOOB-LIE" & -TOYS MAINLY ,. COMICS:EVIL ERNIE,VAMPERILLA,WITCHBLADE,
HOWARD CHAYKIN-BLACK KISS,
MOON KNIGHT, ASTRO BOY,DAREDEVIL,X-MEN,WOLVERINE,
SPIDEY,AQUA MAN,SPEED RACER SUMMERS WITH MY WAVE RIDER ON THE LAKE,WATERSKIING,...........

777-Stiff Woody Highway
Stiff Town 1/4 mile
Wood's Beach 24
Lake Stiff Woody 69
Mt. Stiff 106
Stiff Woody Meadows 461
YOU MAY NOW HAUL ASS!!! Username:
Where are you on the highway of life?
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Mr.STIFF WOODY IS....

God of Bloody Death

Gothic, dark, and a bit violent. Seductive, and dark. You go for the more goth look.You like death, it's cool to you. You escort those who have died to their place of...well, their place, not much rest there. Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"

The Night Stalker
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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MR.STIFF WOODY IS ..."MORPHEUS"

Congratulations, you're a
'Myspace user with a fanclub'
Everyone wants to add you to your list
and you're hot so they are
too. Your page is flooded with comments .Every time you
refresh your page, you have new
messages waiting for you.You'll eventually tire of all
the attention and delete your profile. Of
course, not without telling all your fans 'i
cant take this anymore!'
ROCK ON!

What myspace user are you?
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"I AM 37% ASSHOLE/BITCH!" " I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me." Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com
"I AM 55%
EVIL GENIUS!"
"Evil courses through my blood."
Take the EVIL GENIUS test at Fuali.com
How to make a
"STIFF WOODY"

Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 parts silliness
3 parts
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness
Username:

Personality cocktail
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Your soul came from the Bowels of HELL!
BACK TO HELL WITH YOU!

You are the Devil card. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust.
The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as gardening, and
sex.
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Which Tarot Card Are You?
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Your Sign Is:" Exit Only"

There's a 96% chance that you're sporting a penis ..
You're down for getting laid - wilder things-out of the question
So it's no surprise that your sign is
"Exit Only" -
at least that's how your ass prefers to stay

What's Your Street Sign?
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Which H.R. Giger panting represents you best?
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MR.STIFF WOODY IS-"SMOKUS MAXIMUS" Which Magical Order Are You In?
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MR.STIFF WOODY IS..."TECHNOLOGIST"
You are a Technologist. You may not have any magic
--but you either don't want or need it.

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Stiff Woody's Lurgy
Cause: cursed amulet
Symptoms: speaking in tongues, nosebleeds.
Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

The University of Blogging

Presents to
Stiff Woody

An Honorary
Bachelor of
Boredom

Majoring in
Psychotic Ranting

Signed
Dr. GoQuiz.com ®
Username:

Blogging Degree
From Go-Quiz.com Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Mr.STIFF WOODY IS-"CLEAVLAND"

Cleveland
You are blue collar and Rock n Roll. You Work hard and party harder. What Level of Witch are you brought to you by Quizilla
Mr.STIFF WOODY IS-"LEVEL 4 WITCH"
Congratulations you have achieved level 4 witch
status... you have studied hard and learned
well!!

What Type of Social Entity are You?
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Mr.STIFF WOODY IS-
"THE STRANGE ATTRACTOR"

Category VI - The Strange
Attractor

Though you're not quite sure why, people are drawn
to you like moths to a flame. You really
are too cool for words.

Which X-Men Character Are You??
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Mr.STIFF WOODY IS-"ICEMAN"

"THE ARCADE"

"to be continued..."

I'd like to meet:

?????good question...... ......FRIENDS AND FAMILY,OLD AND NEW, ...."THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE,THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!" ......AHHHHH YEAH , BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,I LOVE EM ,I NEED EM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT EM,NO, AHHHH YEAH ,BEAUTIFUL GIRLS! ............AND YOU , AND YOU,AND YOU! ;')

It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Having a Squeeze and a Squirt

Get your own Sex Name

Music:


You are Gene Simmons's Groupie.

What rockstar's groupie are you?
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You are JAPANESE WHISPERS
A little bit silly, but you're still cool.
I AM 63% METAL HEAD! I rock just as hard as the thrash set Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.com
You're a
" True Punk Rocker."

You know that punk isn't all
about studded jackets and mohawks.
Most of the stuff you love is before the 80s,
You know bands like Fugazi kept the
spirit going.

You Know Yer Indie. Let's Sub-Categorize.
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I AM 62% PUNK ROCK! The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com KRYSTAL-GALAXY CHAMBERshe's hot,
,the "V V -Z"-VICTOR V Z EXPERIENCE,
the original "JET- BOY",MINDZONE
What band from the 80s are you?
MR.STIFF WOODY is

You have a lot going for you!!!
brought to you by Quizilla ,KISS,NINA HAGEN, TOOL,FINE TO DRIVE,FUGAZI
,STONE FOX,JANIS TANNAKA,L-7 ,PINK,-she's hot
,NOIZE BOYZ,F@*K BOYZ,DANGEROUS DAME,LYNNE BREEDLOVE AND TRIBE-8,NWA,KITTIE,CASTLES IN SPAIN,"ANTMUSIC",SUGAR RAY,BEASTIES,
PAT BENATAR,"she sang "HIT ME.."
to me n DAN SWENSON
@ the COUNTRY CLUB!!!,
GUN"SHE'S LIKE HEROIN TO ME" CLUB,IDOL,T.S.O.L.,N.M.A.
,MOTORHEAD,SLAYER,SEPULTURA,DANIEL ASH,PEPPERS,KISS,BLONDIE,BAUHAUS,LORDS 'O 'DA NEW CHURCH,DEAD BOYS,
BILLIE HOLIDAY,DR. JOHN,
A C / D C -"SCOTT YEARS",WENDY O 'N THE PLASMATICS
,MINISTRY,N.I.N.,EARLY -DEAD OR ALIVE,NIGHTMARES ON WAX,CHRISTIAN DEATH,45 GRAVE,
BUTTHOLE SURFERS,FEAR,SUICIDAL TEND.,P.I.L.,SEX PISTOLS,,CYNDI LAUPER,
45 GRAVE,"TENNAGE- ENNIMA NURSE'S IN BONDAGE",,LENA LOVICH

,OLDIES,,JIMI 'N JANIS'N JIM,MOTLEY CRUE,CHEAP TRICK,AEROSMITH,NY DOLLS,IGGY,"SMACK"FINLAND,HANOI ROCKS,
KISSKISS,KISSKISSKISS
You're Gene, the Demon ! You love a lot the other
sex and you're always hungry when there are
candies near you. You love big shows and big
costumes but you don't like to spend your
money. When you want a thing, you got it. You
love to try different things and you're
egocentric. People trust you, you're a
business man.

Which KISS member are you ???
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VELVET REVOLVER,CYPRESS HILL,GENE LOVES ...,RAGE AGAINST THE SOUND SLAVE,80'S -CURE,SIOUX N THE ,SONIC YOUTH,
BANGCOCK COCKTAIL,GONE JACKALLS,DEAN DEL RAY AND CO.,
KRAFTEWORK,TOY DOLLS,RAMONES-LIVING-DEAD,JANES ADDICTS,N.Y.DOLLS,PRINCE, "I LISTEN TO..ANYTHING FROM,
HANK WILLIAMS SR.,
- - - TO LED ZEP

"LINDA PERRY/"SPAGETTI WSTRN.HOSTESS/4non BLONDES"....."coffee?..get up and get it yer self!",.true story,
DANIELLE WILLIS,APOCALYPSE THEATRE,KILLING JOKE,DIAMANDA-give me chills -GALAS,"the virgin"-MADONNA,lately:LATIN HEAVY MEATAL"pachuco" hecho en mexico"...a WHOLE new genere of rock n roll talent.,CONCRETE BLONDE,MELLISA ETHRIDGE.,CIRCLE JERKS,VANDALS,DAMNED,NUNS,FEAR,BLACK FLAG,BABES IN TOYLAND,SHAKIRA,MISFITS,X,ROSE TATTOO,
GOD'S GIRLFRIEND,
GIRLSCHOOL,SEPULTURA,DIATRIBE,KMFDM,LITTLE RICHARD,
MCM AND THE MONSTER,MAXIMILLIONS MOTORCYCLE CLUB,UNTIL DECEMBER,SISTER DOUBLE HAPPINESS,
GENE VINCENT,JERRY LEE LEWIS,MODERN ENGLISH,
"BEERS STEERS AND QUEERS-REVOLTING COCKS"

SOFT CELL, BIO HAZARD,SOUND MACHINE,BOMB,VERBAL ABUSE,MACH TURTLE,POUGES,7 SECONDS,MUDD WOMEN,PSYCHIC TV,,GWAR,GANG OF FOUR,
SHARK BAIT,RAMPAGE RADIO-KUSF,

TOM TOM CLUB,WILD CHERRY,VISAGE,BOW WOW WOW,CHERRY BOMBZ,ALTERED IMAGES,ELVIS HITLER,OINGO-BOINGO,ALIEN SEX FIEND,
SKY SAXXON,.....................................
KISSKISS,KISSKISSKISS...KISSKISS,KISSKISSKISS.following DJs D.J.JET/kusf, JACKALL,JEZZEBELLA,ACE,XAVIER-tues.nites@181club, STEWART-original-"das klub",dj DOLLY DAGGER,AX NICELY-ohio,TED SHRED,MS.DALE-la-,JED-of course the fish-,DECAY, DJMATT/terminator,RODNEY B./kroq....."D H P CREW",rachel et al.,DJ SAMI-end up-,MR.TERRIBULL TED/kusf R. I.P. ALAN FREED,DAVID DYSART,WOLFMAN JACK,JAMMASTER-J ,EAZY -m*@f* -E!-:( :( "ROCCO",TOM HITCHCOCK(my blood-brother),BUCK NAKED,ALAN BLACK,SPAT,TODD CRUE,ROY RICHTER,"PINK TARANTULA-CARMEL SANGER",Sheila Walker-"my black girlfriend","BEN THRU HELL",BENHAM,AUNTIE ROBIN,:(, Mr.Rick James
Filmaker:RUSS MEYERS

Movies:

,
KISS-MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK
MAD,MAD,MAD,MAD,WORLD,
REPO MAN,COOL HAND LUKE, THE HUNGER,
ENEMY OF THE STATE,HACKERS,,THE ASTRONAUTS WIFE,ROLLERBALL,
THE CHAMP,JAWS,007 MOVIES
AMERICAN POP,AKIRA,GONE IN 60 SECONDS,BARBARELLA,
AMERICAN HISTORY X,
TAXI DRIVER,GANGS OF NEW YORK,
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You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
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LORDS TRILIOGY,

. OF COURSE
THE STAR WARS SAGA
,
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JOES APARTMENT,ANYTHING "SANDLER",THE WANDERERS,WARRIORS,
KISS-MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK,
DETROIT ROCK CITY,
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND,
STATE OF GRACE,PIRATES..CARRIBEAN
Which" Pirates of the Caribbean" character are you?
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You are
~ Captain Jack Sparrow~.
You love to drink rum.
You are a dishonest person,
and therefore you can be trusted to be,
dishonest, honestly...
"Savvy???"
,SCARFACE,
1ST HALLOWEEN,1ST FRIDAY THE 13TH,AMITYVILLE HORROR,
BOYS FROM BRAZIL,
BOOGIE NIGHTS
,CLOCKWORK ORANGE,
"LYDIA LYNCH N HENRY ROLLINS-B/W MOVIE",

EASY RIDER,DECLINE OF THE WESTERN CIVILAZATION .1,ETC...,
KISS-MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK

What Classic Movie Are You?
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Television:

24 ,CARTOONS ,24,CSI,ER......SURREAL WORLD,SIMPSONS,FUTURAMA,KING 'O THE HILL,60 MINUTES,8 SIMPLE RULES,LINE OF FIRE,NYPD BLUE,24....... CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT" 2 4 " Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Mr.STIFF WOODY IS-"Snoopy!"

Books:

HUNTER S. THOMPSON, RICE,CHRIETON,TOLKLIEN,

Heroes:

My POP! A. K. A.
"Mr.WONDERFUL"
"Ya Know , ...MY DAD! ....really!!!"

My Blog

SANTA CLAUS IS.....

COMING TO TOWN........................ THEN IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! DECEMBER 26TH BOXING DAY IN CANADA
Posted by MR.STIFF WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

officiation

well it's over yesterday i officiated my first wedding ceremony. i started to cry. that part sucked,however Rebecca looked beautiful, which made up for her being late....
Posted by MR.STIFF WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"YOUR TERMINATED MOTHER F@#KER!!!

TERMINATOR 3-RISE OF.................. PINBALL MACHINE TOAST:169MILLION,740,+++ # 1 SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I LOVE PINBALL!!!!
Posted by MR.STIFF WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AHHHH RELAXATION AT LAST

FINALLY THE SUN IS OUT MAKING THE BEACH, MY BEST FAVORITE, PLACE TO BE....................................... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Posted by MR.STIFF WOODY on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST