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Jake Merlin

I AM LEGEND

About Me

Im your average hardcore punkass pirate.
Fancy chatting my e-mails [email protected]
Now for a little window into my mind you could say, just afew clips and videos I enjoy and acouple that have made me, me.
(L)Final Fantasy VIII - ive always peferred VII (sorry Nick) but this opening moves me more. (R)Led Zep and Zelda - Ahhhhhhah! Immirgant song and Link. Two for one, what more do you want?!
(L)Dio - Holy Diver. Dio is one Badass tiger riding metallic legend. (R)The Nightmare Before Christmas - Jack's Lament. I saw this in the cinema over a decade ago, in your faces young people!

What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Romero Zombie.You walk the earth because there is no more room in hell. You feed on living flesh - anything you can get your decaying hands on. You can be killed by damage to your rotting brain.
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My Interests

Zombies.

Reading books, live music, photography, writing, being a Pirate and Going to my local the Jug and Barrel on a Monday night and drinkin with my buddies.

My life has been rated:

Pfft im more hardcore than that. See.

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Campbell, Steve Niles, Sam Raimi, George A Romero, Kevin Smith, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost..... in a sandwedge shop.
Chuck Norris Facts - The Alpha and the Omega, this is a web site devoted to the roundhouse kicking man shaped demi God known as Chuck Norris
Steve Niles - The best modern horror writter in the last 10 years. Cal mc Donald, 30 Days of Night, Hyde are some of his works to name afew. Go to his site and buy his stuff, im watching.
The Ultimate Showdown - An amusing flash animation, takes alittle while to load but have faith its worth it.

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Mindless Self Indulgence, System of a Down, Foo Fighters, Send More Paramedics, Johnny Cash and Tenacious D.
Long story short, Metal, Rock, Punk Rock, lots of strange things and finally ZombieCore.

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Advent Children, The Evil Dead Trilogy, Labyrinth, Seven, Usual Suspects, Clerks, The Thing, American Beauty, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Super Troopers and Constantine.
I could go on but im tired and my attention span isnt too... SQUIRREL!
**Runs off**

Television:

LOST, my name is Earl, Family Guy, Faulty Towers, Jam, Black Books, Peep Show, Monty Python, Without a Trace. I wish they'd make a third series of Spaced, I love Spaced!

Books:

Bruce Campbell's if chins could kill, Steven King's Dark Tower, Richard Matherson's I AM LEGEND, Steve Niles' Savage Membraine, Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide, Harper Lee's To Kill a Mocking Bird, Garth Ennis' Preacher / Punisher, Bret Easton Elis' American Physco and anything in the Mike Mignola Hellboy series.

Heroes:


Erroyl Flynn and Bruce Campbell, no further comment needed there really =D

And of course, the creator of the best page in the universe, HRH Maddox.