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Hank

Gimme my Peterbilt, rollin' 18 Wheels of Sin

About Me

I'm a trucker, through and through. Occasionally, I do an advice column. "Trucker Knows Best." It's available at www.news-4u.com.

My Interests

Peterbilt. The open road. Fishin'. Hookin'. Truckin'. Fuckin'.

I'd like to meet:

I like midgets! and saggy tits! PBR and bitches with scars!

Music:

www.18wheelsofsin.net, Jerry Reed, Phantom 409, Teddy Bear.

Movies:

Smoky & The Bandit. Duel.

Television:

Ain't too much TV to watch when you're on the road.

Books:

The only thing I read are road signs and truck stop menus.

Heroes:

Jerry Reed; my father in law, Pat--a great trucker and a great man.

My Blog

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - June 2006

Hank Bender is a 44-year-old trucker from Irving, Texas, moonlighting a syndicated columnist. His dispatches are filed from as far as Walla Walla, Washington to Perth Amboy, New Jersey.-------------Q:...
Posted by Hank on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:07:00 PST

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - May 2006

Hank Bender is a 44-year-old trucker from Irving, Texas, moonlighting a syndicated columnist. His dispatches are filed from as far as Walla Walla, Washington to Perth Amboy, New Jersey.-------------Q:...
Posted by Hank on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:06:00 PST

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - April 2006

Hank Bender is a 44-year-old trucker from Irving, Texas, moonlighting a syndicated columnist. His dispatches are filed from as far as Walla Walla, Washington to Perth Amboy, New Jersey.---------------...
Posted by Hank on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - March 2006

Hank Bender is a 44-year-old trucker from Irving, Texas, moonlighting a syndicated columnist. His dispatches are filed from as far as Walla Walla, Washington to Perth Amboy, New Jersey.---------------...
Posted by Hank on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:00:00 PST

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - December

Hank Bender is a 44-year-old trucker from Irving, Texas, moonlighting a syndicated columnist. His dispatches are filed from as far as Walla Walla, Washington to Perth Amboy, New Jersey. ----- Q:...
Posted by Hank on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 03:54:00 PST

Ask Hank:Trucker Knows Best - September

Dear Hank, Whats with gas prices? I dont understand& Why are they so expensive? Will it ever end? Help! In Hopkinsville Dear Helpless, Ol Hanks got a sense of humor most of the time, bu...
Posted by Hank on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 07:05:00 PST

Ask Hank: Trucker Knows Best - June 2005

Dearest Hank, I think you need your own television show. Like maybe a reality show where they film you in your rig, driving around the country and having all kinds of wonderful adventures. Let's pre...
Posted by Hank on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST