THIS IS MY ASS:
WE'LL UPLOAD SOME SONGS SOON!! BE PATIENT!!
Once upon a time there was an ugly princess named Lady Elita Vincent, who lived in a very big castle with her dog Peggy Sue... but they felt lonely and walked out the castle to find a new friend.
They went to Freestyle, an underground club in Barcelona, and they found a sweet ugly zombie called Nata S.
Before meeting them Nata S. was a weirdo because she only ate vegs while the other zombies ate human flesh.
Elita and nata became friends and they decided to start a band together... and that's the way My Ass came out!