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About Me

DJ Steve Fart and MixMaster Brian Fart drop beats for breakfast and nosh homemade bangers between meals. These guys are serious. They don't make songs, they make STOMPERS. Keep your mind limber because when you hear the Fart Twins your brain will go 'timber!'.Besides giving it to your lug holes Fart Bros also give your eyeballs something to cream their jeans over. They draw shit! Not literally but sometimes literally. They draw your 'mares on the page and then shoot jizz at your mind sockets. They do flyers but hate pigeonholing so don't even bother.Go back to school you fucking jackrabbits, game over. This bio ain't even started yet.Yo! This is DJ Steve Fart's view of events as told to 'Crap Grabber' Magazine in 2006. "Well you people better listen up mate serious. I see all this guitar and i just think why are these people always faking LSD always pissing with mine and brothers skinny asses. Flunking around, fucking flunk really! I know that me and Brian has seen what's coming down the go-kart racecourse that is the musical landscape we live in each day. I realised when i joined Britainnia Music Club aged 18, i saw all these great records people seemed to have forgotten about(well 5 cd's in truth). Joints like Robert Miles' debut, that guy was pushing serious tin, lest we forget the Score by Refugee Camp, bam bam glutony, have you heard Air's Moon Safari, i feeling every last oxygen free step from those guy, from outer space to Wibblington for real.....well fuck the others you get the tune i'm playing. Wiz mate"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/24/2006
Band Members: DJ STEVE FART & MIXMASTER BRIAN FART
Influences: MUSIC: Everyone who ever picked up a beat and ran with it. Oakenfold, Roger Sanchez, Robert Miles, Genesis, Sweet Child 'o' Mine, Public Enemy, Will Smith, Zero 7, From Paris To Berlin, From London To Berlin, Daz Sampson, David Tiscali Broadband, Plan B, Kersal Massive, Basement Jaxx, DJ Ass-Clap, TRL, the Prodgey, FAITHLESS!, 50 Cent, G-Unit, Llyod Banks, Young Buck, Little 'fucking' Kev, Ginger Joe, Raindrop, Snoop (Dogg), X(zibit), Frosties advert (NOT! fuck off you little gay), antony and the johnsons, microwave beepsART: Leonardo Da Vinci Code, Fern Cotton, David James, Rolph Harris, Tracey Emin, Damien Hirst, Botachelli, the Surrealists, Dali, Outsider Art, Peter Blakes, William Blake, Disney, Manga.DRUGS: Coke, Pills, Whizz, Buzz, Poppers, Uppers, Downwers, the Surrealists, Green, Rocky, Viagra, Special K, Co-fucking-caine.DRINKS:Crystal, Magners, Turbo-Shandy, Strawpedo's, Cheeky Vimto, Buckfast, Spritz, Bitburger Drive, Stealth Bomber(Wife-Beater), Fosters(4-stars), Nurishment Cans(for when you're coming down heavy), Mars Drink(same use).
Sounds Like: A FUCKING PISSER!
Record Label: God Is A Gas/Beats Beats Beats
Type of Label: None

My Blog

What the fuck man?

Check the title. Seriously, WTF!? we've been fucking with this profile now for like what seems like fucking DONKEYS and yet we've still got shit all comments.WTF? why did no one write about how ...
Posted by The [F]art Twins on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST