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Barm

......and choder boy

About Me

My name's Barm - well obviously it's not really Barm, but if I told you my real name you'd probably wet yourself in fear and die of shock.

There are many things in this world I like and here are some of them:

Japanese Shoot 'em Ups/
Meshuggah/
Dr Alan Statham

Other than that I like to play guitar, as fast and loud as possible (hence my affiliation to the superbly Necrotic Anaal Nathrakh) or as groovy and low as possible (see NOG and Black Machine Guitars).

I have been known to make grown women fill their shoes with piddle, but only when the rapier of my wit has been fully unsheathed.

Oh and if you haven't seen the view from the top of snowdon on a clear day or stood on the quirang looking out over Skye, then you need to do it........now.
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My Interests

Thrashing, killing (in the virtual sense of course), Walking.

I'd like to meet:

Mark Heap, Frederik Thordendahl, Sally Phillips, Carol Vorderman, Willow (no not Alyson Hannigan, WILLOW) Oh and the original owner of the UV7PWH I bought off ebay who thought it would be a good idea to scratch the serial number into the back of the headstock with a massive needle......the prick.

Music:

Meshuggah

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Bill Bruford's Earthworks
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At the Gates, Metallica, Slayer, Dark Tranquility, Dillinger Escape Plan, Frederik Thordendal's Special Defects, A Life Once Lost, Ozric Tentacles, Gong, Bjork, Entombed, Morbid Angel, Cryptopsy, Gorguts, Anaal Nathrakh, Mistress, Cynic, Aghora, Deicide, FROG, Kamtjatka, Kate Bush, Justin Timberlake, Malevolent Creation, Monstrosity, Megadeth, Muse, Pestilence, Resurrection, Suffocation, Ved Buens Ende

Movies:

Orgazmo, Brain Dead, Event Horizon, Aliens, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Hero, A series of Unfortunate Events, Napoleon Dynamite, Evangelion, Duece Bigalow

Television:

Spaced, Scrubs, Green Wing, Dungeons and Dragons, Ren and Stimpy, Futurama, Family Guy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Books:

Ones with pictures of Japan in them

Heroes:

Thomas Haake, Bill Bruford, Sean Reinhart, Morgan Agren, Frederik Thordendal,Alan Holdsworth, Mr Blobby