J'aime parle Frenglish. I like to wear skirts. I look good in hats. I have 64 pairs of shoes. I bite shoulders and often dissect my food before eating it. I can't listen to Tom Petty while working.
The only awards show on tv should be Darwins. I miss my parka. I squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube. I drink too much water and occasionally answer questions with questions.
New socks make me happy and I'm afraid of chickens. I'm ticklish & never been to a toga party. I hope to one day own my own nudist island, where I will sit peacefully beneath baobab trees.
I like rain, hugs, unagi, coconut, chlorine, salt, ska, cold mac & cheese and lots of other things. I love hugs. I like sunflowers and their little seeds salted.
Food in general is a good thing. I like to cook, but I'm better at baking. My inner child is fat.
I dislike nailpolish, cigarettes, whiskey, bacon and product testing on animals. Use child-molesters.
I'm brutally honest. People seem to like that. For awhile anyhow. I wish more people were honest with me. I can handle things like, "Yes, your ass looks fat", "He's just not that into you" and "You're being a complete bitch and need to shut up".
It annoys me when people say "supposebly". That's not how it's spelled and that's not how it's pronounced. Same goes for "liberry". And I don't like when people describe themselves as "social butterflies".
My favourite word is undulate. I don't like the word residue.
I'm physically unavailable to those who are emotionally unavailable.
Hug more. If you're having a bad day, hug someone.
I'm not racist. I'm not homophobic. If you are, get over yourself.
I tend to ramble. Ramble for no one in particular, about nothing in particular. One day someone will listen, I'm sure. That will be interesting. What will I do with that?
I long for silence. I hear too much and the sound disables my ability to listen. Say what you mean, mean what you say, even if it's mean.
I used to be extremely judgmental. Now I'm extreme and judgmental. I judge you, you judge me. Then we exchange words and the judgments turn into a slightly informed opinion.
Work from that.
Go buy some toffee for whatever gift-buying-day is next. www.idreamoftoffee.com
And I don't give high fives.
