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Glen Coco

I gotta stop swearing like an f***ing sailor.

About Me

Some things that make me happy: boca burgers, painted toenails, walking through cities in foreign countries, Snapple facts, Steve Carrell in The Office, cherry blossoms, warm rain, lemon-ginger tea, shopping at Ross, daffodils at the end of winter, the smell of fresh coffee grounds, swimming, my electric blanket on a cold night, Vogue, sporks, my sister, kelly green, "people are strange", brazilian markets, the uninhibited and uncalculated way that babies dance, chlorine, the smell of gardenias, yachting, twirly dresses, british slang, hoofsteps on cobblestones, snowmen, jasmine, mangoes, wry humor, vintage stores, violent ocean waves, chuckles, superhero stamps, hiking, hummus, unexpected kindness, cowbell........Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Gene Kelly, Charles Dickens, Johnny Depp, Mother Teresa....I'm down with people who do their own thing and have noble intentions. Plus, Johnny Depp's hot....

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Television:

1. How tall are you barefoot? FIVE 4 1/2
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? NO, YOU GOT SOME?
3. Do you own a gun? YES, TWO. THEY ARE ATTACHED TO MY TORSO.
4. Rehab? NO, BUT I COULD USE A VACATION.
5. Do you get nervous before "Meeting the Parents"? I HATE MEETING PARENTS. OR GRANDPARENTS. OR FRIENDS. OR DOGS.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? FRICKIN' DISGUSTING, UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE ACTUAL DOGS THAT CAN'T GO OVER SPEEDBUMPS
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? LET IT SNOW, BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE....ANYTHING THAT PUTS A HAPPY SPIN ON THE CRIPPLINGLY COLD WINTER WEATHER
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? WATER, TEA, SPIRUTEIN
9. Do you do push-ups? CAN YOU CALL IT PUSH UPS IF YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE?
10. Have you ever done ecstacy? NO, YOU GOT SOME?
11. Are you vegan? NO, BUT I AM A VEGETARIAN.
12. Do you like painkillers? THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? IF I TELL YOU, IT WON'T BE A SECRET.
14. Do you own a knife? MANY BUTTER KNIVES....
15. Do you have A.D.D. ONLY IF YOU ARE BORING
16.Date Of Birth ? 1/18/79
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: 1. WOW, I'M OLD 2. IT IS NIPPLY 3. I AM STILL IN MY PAJAMAS, PLAYING ON MYSPACE INSTEAD OF BEING A CONSTRUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought. 1. CINNAMON GUM 2. WATERMELON GUM 3. CHAI
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: WATER DIET SNAPPLE PEACH TEA CHAI LATELY SUGAR FREE HOT CHOCOLATE RED-HEADED SLUTS
20. What time did you wake up today? I AM STILL ASLEEP
21. Current hair? DARK BLONDE WITH BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
22. Current worry? WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?
23. Current hate? HOW LONG THIS QUESTIONAIRE IS
24. Favorite places to be? DEFINITELY IN BED. OR THE BEACH. OR IN BED AT THE BEACH! OR TRAVELING ABSOLUTELY ANYWHERE.
25. Least favorite place to be? AT WORK WHEN IT'S SLOW AND TIPS ARE SHITE AND LEWD CUSTOMERS ARE TALKING ABOUT DOING THINGS TO YOUR ORFICES
26. Where would you like to go? THAILAND
27. Do you own slippers? YES, BUT I LIKE BEING BAREFOOT
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? TEN YEARS OLDER, WRINKLY, WITH A SAGGY ASS
29. Do you burn or tan? BOTH, BUT I'M GENERALLY PRETTY WHITE
30. Last thing you ate? A PIECE OF BREAD WITH A PIECE OF CHEESE (I AM QUITE LAZY)
31. Would you be a pirate? IF I GET THE HOT OUTFIT.......OOOOH, AND CAPT. JACK SPARROW
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? SATURDAY NIGHT
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? I WOULD NOT INFLICT THAT TORTURE ON THE SOAP SCUM ACCUMULATING IN MY TUB
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as as a child? A KIDNAPPER. I USED TO HAVE RECURRING DREAMS ABOUT IT.
35. What's in your pockets right now? MY PAJAMAS DONT HAVE POCKETS- BUT THEY DO HAVE FEET AND PICTURES OF BUNNIES WEARING SCARVES
36. Last thing that made you laugh? JAMIE'S ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS
37. Coolest bed sheets you had as a child? SEASAME STREET ONES- SEASAME STREET KICKS ASS!
38. Worst injury you've ever had? FRACTURED MY HUMOROUS, WHICH DESPITE THE NAME, WAS NOT ACTUALLY FUNNY
39 Who is M.I.A? STEPHANIE WYSS AND JESSI PARKER
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? 3
41. Who is your loudest friend? THE VOICE IN MY HEAD
42. Who is your most silent friend? NINO
43. Does someone have a crush on you? YES, BUT WHY IS IT THAT GUYS I DON'T WANT LIKE ME?
44. Where's 44?? UH, RIGHT ABOVE THIS ANSWER
45. What is your favorite book? HMMM.....MAYBE PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE?
46. What is your favorite candy? SWEETTARTS OR SOME QUALITY CHOCOLATE
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? I'M GETTING MARRIED??!! OMG, WHO AM I MARRYING??!!
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? I DON'T CARE, I WON'T BE THERE
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? READING ABOUT WHAT MARIE CLAIRE THINKS I'LL WANT TO WEAR THIS SPRING
50. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? I WILL HAVE TO STEAL JAMIE'S ANSWER BC IT'S SO TRUE: I LOVE THE PAIN IT BRINGS TO THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDE TO GET THEM!

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My Blog

Limping through quicksand

I'm kind of thinking of quitting my job (which I've actually grown to really like, crazily), and going back to doing promotional modeling in SF until I leave for Italy in June....My life has been feel...
Posted by Glen Coco on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:32:00 PST

I'm about to snap kick all the haters

If you don't have anything nice to say to me, get the F*** away from me.  Crazy bitches struggling with their own body issues, I eat so much and am this thin bc I swim, NOT bc I puke.  Food...
Posted by Glen Coco on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

Just like Friendster?

Umm, well I guess this is like a Friendster knock-off. If Friendster starts charging, this'll be good. Otherwise, it seems kind of pointless. MySpace should do something to differentiate itself. ...
Posted by Glen Coco on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST