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emily

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About Me

poms poms poms! figs & moths. sidral mundet pasteurized apple soda, i dont know the whole north south east west thing, & so i dont give or take directions very well. i like records, collecting feathers from the ground & praying theres no fleas, godfrey's cordial, home made clothes with very precarious stitching that could come undone if you sneeze, neon green anything, state memorabilia, hamsters, anachronistic, dokidoki yummychums, blanche, ascots, sequin appliques, edith piaf, the scots, metronomes, nyanko, things that wind up & then you turn the key the other way to speed it through the process really fast, fake hot dogs, pictures of cats dressed up, ice cream i have never had, stripes & polka dots, i have very high arches, dolfies, the whole poodle theme, not answering phones, falafel, namin' babies muffie, pink light bulbs & emerald satin, every sort of sylvanian, tims bitchin teal green honda now lives in the south & has for years, jack & meg, everything must be just so, sifl & olly, the overwhelming tales, myths, & fancies of dolly parton, & her sleeve, rats fulla coughdrops, fancy markers, booze, taxidermy behind glass, rigs, nails bitten, whittlin' wood & carving me up some little animals. you may not know it, but i have a chinchilla. have for years. devendra, exploding lighters, opium perfume please, oeuf cocottes, only the thought of surgeries, die cut stationary, japan, a lord & a lady, appalachia, felt, hair fixins. i wouldnt say swear words if i were you, you know.

My Interests

cigarettes & now just jade plants.

Music:

more like the lower keys of organs and only certain videogames sounds. wailings. jug bands. the sacred harp book. always the great stalacpipe organ. ill shake boxes of dry rice while i wait.

Movies:

it never occurs to me to watch movies. just that stupid reel of the guy sneezing. once. plus zoobilee zoo.

Television:

im on one side of the wishbone, & yr on the other. we both pull at the same time, & no you cant study it beforehand to see which side seems stronger.

Books:

gyo fujikawa, the national audubon society field guide to north american birds : eastern region, the official scrabble players dictionary and so many birds & blooms magazines that i have singlehandedly destroyed oak wood forests where elves live. im going to hell. it hain't no use to grumble & complane; it's jest as cheap & easy to rejoice. when god sorts out the weather & sends rain, w'y rain's my choice.

Heroes:

the ronettes

My Blog

chimes chimeschimes

im sittin here! waiting for my thick ass nail polish to dry cos i put sevetny coats of gold glitter, & next thing you know ive seen that if you order the new white stripes record, you get a PEPPERMIN...
Posted by emily on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

they really had us over a barrel

yesterday, it snowed. in april for sure. since i move very soon i spent the day boxing things up & listening to a mix cd gigi made me over & over, plus looking out the window. tomorrow its really s...
Posted by emily on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

walkabout

its spring! its the.. third day of spring really to me! shriek this all screetchy & maybe a few times in a row & youve about got what im going on about. i do love my winter, but snow stops being ch...
Posted by emily on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST

i know, too many &'s!!

i saw like, back in november that super smart scientifical people had started to market ant farms that were full of a clear blue gel rather than sand or dirt. & the gel is not only their home, but a...
Posted by emily on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

mike

today is my dads birthday. he is a wonderful dad. he knows all about space & politics & how things work. you can have a conversation with him about anything. he has lived in england & farms in fran...
Posted by emily on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

i know im being heard

the worst! the worst is when someone rings me at work, & now this has happened to me ever since ive become a professional operator some years ago. but the sexy voice. its usually ladies too!!! som...
Posted by emily on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

to do

well its snowy days from here on out, snow or not actually! sometimes its boring if youve already scrubbed the years fuzz off the cabinets, blew out the candle you forgot to put out last night, & coo...
Posted by emily on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

autompne

au..tumn (ôtm) n.The season of the year between summer and winter, lasting from the autumnal equinox to the winter solstice and from September to December in the Northern Hemisphere; fall.A perio...
Posted by emily on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:31:00 PST

oh wake up

for sure i am a very difficult person when freshly woken up. its not even so much mornings, cos i do like how everthing is ready for a new day at that point. when i had to be at work at six or seven...
Posted by emily on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

for my ladies

i just remembered that when i was little i thought that it was like, everyone stuffed their bra.  duh everyone put tissue in their bra & so i would too.  but it was weird & then i gu...
Posted by emily on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST