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El Moustachio

1. Cut a hole in the box. 2. Put your junk in that box. 3. Make her open the box.

About Me

I play guitar. It's kind of like growing a moustache, except it has six strings and you strum it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ed, Stone, Jeff, Mike, Matt, Letterman, Conan, Jables, Mr. Foo, Will Ferrell, Borat, Steve Carell

Music:

PJ.....all else is secondary

Movies:

Old School, Strange Brew, Super Troopers

Television:

The Office, Seinfeld, Miami Ink

Books:

Ishmael

Heroes:

M+D, W.P., E.V.