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alec

so long..........and thanks for all the fish.......

About Me

Oh you know, im that guy that does that thing at those places on certain days while other people drink stuff and dance around. Sometimes i even drink stuff myself. I keep cereal in my pockets so i can feed 'em. I hate ozone and wish i could afford a car that got 1 mile to the gallon so i could use all the gas myself. Im on a backyard burger kick but i think they are too salty sometimes which takes much away from the whole of the experience. I have my favorite people which i will not name in order to keep my nonfavorite people from feeling badly about themselves due to no fault of their own.....i just tend to have favorites. Its not really fall yet but when the calendar says September I start to think fall thoughts which is semidepressing only because it means that it will be cold soon and cold is the loneliest temperature. Even a nice warm blanket works better with someone else in it with you. I would quote some poetry but i feel it detracts from my overall manlyness. I hope you all have a beautiful day.....its not always going to happen but it is a good place to start. Alec walks the world alone but stops to say hi to all of you along the way.......

My Interests

These days much of my time is spent playing with six strings--- each one has its own job but they do work well together. I like my job which isnt really a job, and i enjoy waking up in strange places as long as they are friendly and im offered something to drink if im thirsty and i can find my keys when i want to leave. It doesnt hurt if fun was had by all---- right now--- what is going to happen next interests me......

I'd like to meet:

Historically or while walking down the street today......thats kind of a vague statement.....i guess if i had to choose--- id either like to meet someone who has something i want or a friend whos company i enjoy--- and one who enjoys mine--- whats the point in meeting someone who doesnt want to meet you---- otherwise id say natalie portman---- but we dont get along anymore

Music:

Someone said "music makes the people come together"--- thats POOP-- there are more snobby music fans that dont like other snobby music fans just because of the band they like this week-- I like everything EXCEPT Country and Western which unfortunately has been unable to remove whatever is in it that makes me have an anyeurism when i hear it. Maybe its the twangy guitar, maybe the mullets (which i can hear when someone with one is singing), maybe its that weird chicken voice thing they all have going......irregardless--- everything else has some merit. Now i have my guilty pleasures, which i will not name due to the fact it may harm my artistic credibility, but you will find me listening to cool cutting edge music you wish you heard of and will now pretend youve always liked......feel free--- i encourage all to be influenced by me......

Movies:

Too numerous to get into my favs--- just check out Boondock Saints for your homework and we will move on from there.I do fancy Audrey Hepburn and anything shes in, especially Breakfast at Tiffanys but if that stupid song comes to mind when you hear that title cut off your own head and consider it payment to the universe for your crimes.....

Television:

and then came Reality Shows.......about had it with them--- hasnt been a good or original one since Star Search '88--- Survivor was good for about 15 minutes and i saw a funny Room Raiders with gay teens on it once, but other than that its pretty much reruns of Seinfeld and bad teen dramas like Laguna Beach. I think ive finally grown out of Dawsons Creek---- its a sad statement in my life but--- i think my days of Dawson, Joey, Pacey, Jen, and Jack are fading into my past......good bye old friends--- good luck--- especially you Joey...im sorry but tom cruise is as nutty as a shit house rat.....and i still think hes gay--- not that theres anything wrong with that ---UNLESS YOUR GOING TO MARRY HIM----- dont say i didnt warn you......TV lost its charm when Sportscenter got boring--- the anchors just dont keep my interest anymore--- now thats a shame....

Books:

Reading is one of the most important things you can do.....it really is--- and i havent read a book since the first Clinton administration, unless you count on the jon in which case, im a literary scholar---- but then again arent we all---

Heroes:

Wow, now thats a deep one--- I mean once you get to a certain age, who can you really call a hero--- My days of worshipping michael jordan and wayne gretzky are as over as there careers and todays punk ass athletes are too busy celebrating passing a piss test to garner too much praise from me. Of course you could revert back to Religious or Family figures but really who do i try and emulate on a day to day basis at this point in my life---- honestly--- no one--- Other than the soldiers fighting for our freedom, i find my self without a individual hero----- go figure-

My Blog

More inane enivronmental predictions....

More asinine predictions about the environment proven completely absurd.......thank you Glenn Beck for the help...Biologist George Wald of Harvard said---Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years un...
Posted by alec on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:01:00 PST

Just Ridiculous

I woke up today and the number of global warming headlines was mind boggling. Do they think we are that stupid....yes they do....thats the problem-Let me show you the headlines the last time these sa...
Posted by alec on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:15:00 PST

Random Thoughts-- April 23

Hillary Clinton won the PA primary last night on the strength of Barrack Obama's stench. Barrack Obama is now refusing to debate in North Carolina--- just what we need in a leader....the fear he migh...
Posted by alec on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

Gas Prices--- one mans answer

Driving by the gas station today and seeing prices for the go juice at $3.50 with no ceiling in sight had me thinking.....As always, the best way to handle problems like this is.....We The People........
Posted by alec on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:54:00 PST

No matter the Democrat the end result is always failure.

If you are a Democrat, tomorrow you have a choice to make.....but not really. Both candidates believe in the same failed policies. Only a Liberal "intellectual" like one of these two fools can be co...
Posted by alec on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

The Empty Suit says uncle

Thought i would mention the giggle i got when i saw articles littered across the web and TV proclaiming that Barrack Hussein Obama would not take part in any more debates....I think he was overheard s...
Posted by alec on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:42:00 PST

Empty Suit and The Bunny Boiler - The Final Debate

Held my nose and watched some of the Democratic debate between Hillary "my cankles bring all the boys to the yard" Clinton, and Barrack Hussein "your hope floats right next to my turd" Obama--It confi...
Posted by alec on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:34:00 PST

Jimmy Carter is an embarrassment

Why is it that when Republicans leave the Oval Office they fade into the background and become noble statesman, only involved in charities and only opening their mouths in public when asked.....What i...
Posted by alec on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:48:00 PST

Random thoughts for today

Nuts Nuts and more Nuts today on the Tax day addition of.....America: WTF? Alicia Keys thinks the US government invented gangsta rap to encourage African Americans to kill each other and had a hand i...
Posted by alec on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:17:00 PST

A gut check for Pennsylvania

With the Pennsylvania Democratic primary coming up in about a week, i am becoming increasingly curious as to how it will all untangle. Hillary has held a lead in the polls as far back as i can rememb...
Posted by alec on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST