What's happenin. I'm a pure bred male American Pit Bull Terrier and I love to chew on stuff. These massive jaws have to get a workout on something and when a bone isn't handy, Patrick's belongings (shoes, shoe laces, dvd's, playstation controllers, and socks) work just fine. I have black and white markings and pretty much look like a cows skin on a dogs body. I'm sloppy as hell. When I eat I like to get a mouth full of food, take it to the living room, let it all fall out on the floor and eat it there. When I drink I don't swallow all the water that's in my mouth before I start walking around and doing my thing so I get water/slobber all over the carpet and kitchen floor. Afterwards I'll go lay my chin on Patricks lap and he thinks I'm being cute....he doesn't know that I'm wiping my mouth all over his pants. I don't get gas too often but when I do, I clear rooms. Patrick's cologne supply has definitely dwindled since he got me when I was about 8 weeks old. When new people come to the house I love jumping all over them. It probably pisses them off and Patrick needs to train me not to do this but he's too lazy. So far I can sit, shake (with both paws!), lay down, and speak on command.
That about sums it up.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Petey!
What's your mommy/owners name? Bald Pat
What breed are you? APBT. But people tell me I look like I have American Bulldog in me.
How much did you cost?? $100. Not bad for man's best friend.
What's your facorite toy? Definitely anything to play tug-o-war with.
Tap water ot bottled water? Dad gives me filtered water every now and then. But I lick my butt so it all tastes the same to me.
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I'm too heavy to be carried.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I weigh like 80 lbs.
Do you wear clothes? haha every now then. Mostly naked, though.
Long or short hair? Short.
Indoor or outdoor? Indoor...people steal pits....punk bitches steal pits.
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I haven't slept by myself since I was a young pup.
What's your fave color? grayscale
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I love em. They hate me though.
How old are you? (in people years) 2
Do you like to go swimming? Never been. Probably not.
Are you fixed? yes
What color are your eyes? hazel
What color is your hair? black and white
Do you get groomed? yes
Are you potty trained? house trained
How much do you bark? only when I want a biscuit or a B-O-N-E..whatever that means.
Have you ever bit anyone? Nope
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? tail is tail.
Do you like the bath or hate it? Absolutely hate it.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I'm only good with small dogs.
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? Those are for faggots.
Do you do any doggie sports?? I'm a tug-o-war fanatic. The best game EVER!
How cute are you from 1 to 10? 10.000001
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