Your Girlfriend
sniffed my butt
I'm a laid back kind of dog that LOVES my mamma!
I get along well with other dogs and I always like when humans come to my house. They are so gullible. I can usually get anything I want from them just by giving them sweet eyes.
Cookies and Cheese are two of my favorite things. Give me one of these and I will love you for life.
I love to take a dump. Whenever I do, you'll know it because I'll bust down the door and do laps around the den!
I earn my keep by killing bugs that get in my mammas house and by bringing mom her slippers. I'm very big (104 lbs.) so I like to give strangers a scare when they come to the door. Mom says I'm why she doesn't need to pay the alarm company every month. That's cool. At least I can save her some money!
bitches
want me
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