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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alfonso Steven Ortiz III
Birthday: 03/02/79
Birthplace: Little China
Current Location: Guadalahabra
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'5" 230 lbs
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed of course... Unless i give myself a "Stranger".
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops
Your Weakness: A bullet to the chest... and puppies.
Your Fears: 2 Bullets to the chest
Your Perfect Pizza: One that i dont have to share...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a house.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I'm just saying...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did we have sex???
Your Best Physical Feature: Nose
Your Bedtime: 11ish...
Your Most Missed Memory: The time i spent fighting in 'Nam...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke Zero
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck McDonalds... BK, i guess.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope... unless its a turkey.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah i do, mutha fucka's!!!
Do you Sing: Only when i drive...
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Shit, i'm on the 20 year plan.
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, dont want to do it again!!
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Uhh... Do i think i'm attractive??? Hmmm.... can i get any help from the audience???
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, now i do.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hells yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Uhh... i cant remember. I was too drunk.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope... oh wait... Does heroine count as drugs???
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh sweet Niko Niko...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes. The hearts of many women all over this country...
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Hmm... I plead the 5th.
How do you want to Die: On a Boeing 747 whilst in mid flip!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Fuchsia
Short or Long Hair: Long hair gives me something to pull!
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Athletic....
Best Clothing Style: Kinda like the sexy exec look right now...
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Ewww... who still uses CD's??? Ipod baby!!!
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: As long as my mom doesnt complain...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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